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Apparently student priests, or priestlings, are encouraged to focus on trees when they have erotic thoughts.

Indeed, an old priest in my parish had several trees in his back garden and had an encyclopædic knowledge of them.

The word priest derives from the Ancient Greek word prestos, which means "tree-worrier" or, in common slang, "a fucker of trees".

It is said that Saint Timothy of Le Grange, who is the patron saint of priests, once married a tree. And on his feast day, the 11th April, Catholic priests in the Tyrol region of Austria celebrate it by dressing a tree up in a white gown and inviting friends and family around to eat a bark-based cake and bread made of moss.
 
veryslowey said:
does that mean that altar boys are the next evolutionary step up after trees
Oddly enough, the opposite is true. Altar boys grow into trees. For example, Bryan McFadden is a sycamore.
 

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