C'mere Like.It's the CORK THREAD (2 Viewers)

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Feck off, the only people allowed slag Cork are Glen and codeninja .|..|

yeah but seeing as us `jackeens` are on a higher evolutionary level we are allowed look down on yis in disgust.

 

[Space]

yeah but seeing as us `jackeens` are on a higher evolutionary level we are allowed look down on yis in disgust.

Funniest post ever, west brits higher evolutionary level hahahaahaa.

 

[killy kill]

yis

*shudder*
We is YE.This higher plane of evolution seems to lead to either looking as jaded as possible or getting one of those friar tuck haircuts depending what side of the river youse were born on.

The attempt at rhyming slang is piss poor too. Jo Maxi for you, sunshine.

 

[RSJ]

Aye, i'd say you'll be on your tober here deafmute *shudder*

 

[Catwoman]

Why do people from Cork love talking about Cork so much? Anyone I ever meet from there starts going on about Cork within the first two minutes of conversation. Mad.

 

[sweetoblivion]

god love her

what whathappen meant was I was djing at a birthday party and had to play the Killers TWICE. Then one of the men there asked me did I like the killers and I said no, and he said 'What, you don't like the Killers? Do you even LIKE rock and indie music?!' And the girl he was with thought I didn't own any of the cds.
And another person said I looked too young to be a DJ. Too female more like. GAH.

 

[unt]

Gorby's re-opened!!! As long as DJ Pat is back playing the same classic tunes like Blackstreet-No Diggity followed by Tupac-California and then ends the night with the Grease mega-mix.
Token mosh song of Smells Like Teen Spirit.
2 euro for a vodka and splash, Corks back on the map.

 

[jane]

what whathappen meant was I was djing at a birthday party and had to play the Killers TWICE. Then one of the men there asked me did I like the killers and I said no, and he said 'What, you don't like the Killers? Do you even LIKE rock and indie music?!' And the girl he was with thought I didn't own any of the cds.
And another person said I looked too young to be a DJ. Too female more like. GAH.

Jaysis. Did they pat you on the head as well?


Anyroads, can I talk about Lennox's for a minute? OHHHHHHH LENNOX'S....OOOHHHH YUM.

 

[theoootini]

Cork is probably the only county in ireland that could be self sufficient if it suddenly became an island or got surrounded by some alien force-field jobby or got blasted into space and became the ncc-1701-C.
cork doesn't need the rest of ireland.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

*shudder*
We is YE.This higher plane of evolution seems to lead to either looking as jaded as possible or getting one of those friar tuck haircuts depending what side of the river youse were born on.

The attempt at rhyming slang is piss poor too. Jo Maxi for you, sunshine.

waxie dargle also works for taxi

Aye, i'd say you'll be on your tober here deafmute *shudder*

you mean tobler i presume?and wolfe tone can also be used here.
every morning i wake up and thank the lord i wasnt born in cork

and i think ootini meant to say "dublin doesnt need the rest of ireland".

 

[whathappen?]

Anyone who comes to Cork on a weekend should have breakfast in Hardwood.
Best brekkie in the country by far

 

[RSJ]

Really looking forward to my first lennox's in a while. Was a big fan of McDonagh's in galway, but they're a poor rip off of lennox's chips, IMHO.

and i think ootini meant to say "dublin doesnt need the rest of ireland".

But dublin isn't in ireland

 

[cephalopod]

Cork must be special. Might go there on holidays some year. Which airlines are doing cheap flights? Now I don't wanna be told I am flying into Cork city centre and end up somewhere 90 miles away with Ryanair. Can ye get by alright with english in Cork as well, or should you bring a phrase-book. Also, what injections do ye need?

 

[cephalopod]

Do they still say chillax in cork?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

what whathappen meant was I was djing at a birthday party and had to play the Killers TWICE. Then one of the men there asked me did I like the killers and I said no, and he said 'What, you don't like the Killers? Do you even LIKE rock and indie music?!' And the girl he was with thought I didn't own any of the cds.
And another person said I looked too young to be a DJ. Too female more like. GAH.

HEADLINE: "person talks shite to dj"

this is a new low

dublin and cork people are always rabbiting on with their auld shite

 

[cephalopod]

The Killers....TWICE....jaysis, the socially inferior, tasteless monsters that some Thumped people accidentally meet. Hope you had a good wash afterwards. They say well trained sniffer-dogs can pick up traces of Killers vinyl on your fingers as long as three to four months after they come in contact.

 

[RSJ]

what whathappen meant was I was djing at a birthday party and had to play the Killers TWICE. Then one of the men there asked me did I like the killers and I said no, and he said 'What, you don't like the Killers? Do you even LIKE rock and indie music?!' And the girl he was with thought I didn't own any of the cds.
And another person said I looked too young to be a DJ. Too female more like. GAH.

Could have been worse, i played Tribe Called Quest once in tralee and was told "turn off that nigger music and put on something proper".

 

[Franco]

Are you from Cork?
I am , aroo?
D'y'ate potatoes?
Of course I do.
What way d'y'ate them?
Shkin an all!
Does that not choke ye?
Yearra not at all!

 

[sweetoblivion]

The Killers....TWICE....jaysis, the socially inferior, tasteless monsters that some Thumped people accidentally meet. Hope you had a good wash afterwards. They say well trained sniffer-dogs can pick up traces of Killers vinyl on your fingers as long as three to four months after they come in contact.

I'm having counselling for it, I'll think I'll get over it eventually...!ninjaaaa

 

[sweetoblivion]

Could have been worse, i played Tribe Called Quest once in tralee and was told "turn off that nigger music and put on something proper".

seriously?!!