Clowns (1 Viewer)

[La La]

i don't like 'em.

 

[ICUH8N]

Clown = Bad
Clown Pocket = Good

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

try hanging out with them outside of the circus - you'll find that they're usually pretty sound when they're not on the job.

 

[Latex lizzie]

clowns are scary.

pennywise should be the benchmark for all scary things.

 

[La La]

try hanging out with them outside of the circus - you'll find that they're usually pretty sound when they're not on the job.

did your parents leave you behind as a nipper?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

nope
one of my cousins is married to a clown though

 

[Latex lizzie]

Funny a mate of mine went out with a professional clown. Seemed like a contradiction in terms to me. They had a lot of laughs and then broke up.He was from Galway. I don't know what bearing that has on things. I'm sure it was argument over him using her makeup/tripping over big shoes and shit like that.

 

[egg_]

I thought clowns were scary until the last time I went to the circus, when I discovered that real-life clowns are hilarious

 

[Latex lizzie]

you went to a circus? you are braver than I thought eggy.

were they torturing animals as well?

 

[broken arm]

 

[La La]

baby yoga?

....or kindergarten at Clown College?

 

[broken arm]

baby yoga?

....or kindergarten at Clown College?

clowns. ill baby clowns.

 

[Corey]

Seein a girl years ago who worked as a clown at kiddies parties. Introduced her to ICUH8N one night; or rather, he sat down, looked at her, turned to me an said "So who's this fucking clown?"

Instant friendship.

 

[ICUH8N]

Good times.

 

[La La]

"Seein a girl years ago who worked as a clown at kiddies parties. Introduced her to ICUH8N one night; or rather, he sat down, looked at her, turned to me an said "So who's this fucking clown?"

Instant friendship."

 

[nofriendo]

fuck clowns! that is all

 

[inspector horse]

seen this thing in mad magazine years ago and it was an ad for
clowns.
birds.
clowns with birds.
and clownbirds.

god i wish i could find it..

 

[It Will Never Last]

I considered doing a sideline as a children's entertainer a while back.

Fucko the Clown.

I'd basically turn stinking of drink and covered in my own piss and puke, bawl at the chiselers and molest their mothers.

I was offering "thumped is for pricks" discounts and all.

 

[ICUH8N]

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Shakes the Clown yet

"The Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown movies"

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I hate clowns. And mimes.

pricks.