Celebrity Biography Exchange (Trash only) (1 Viewer)

[therealjohnny]

i got this in a charity shop

Im looking forward to the updated version


This writer has some heavy hitters to his name:
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/tremlett.html

 

[Bellatrix]

I've mentioned this little gem before.

I wouldn't trade it for anything.

 

[ICUH8N]

I'm gonna get lefty this for his birthday next year

 

[JohnnyRaz]

OMG, BETTER than Jordan's? Holy shit. Also, I am all in favour of any book that causes anyone to not be reading a Dan Brown book.

I like how she makes it clear that there are not hard words in it.

I nearly wept when he was talking about the time the international jewery stole his left testicle.

 

[jane]

I nearly wept when he was talking about the time the international jewery stole his left testicle.

Sounds gripping. But do you come out of it with a detailed knowledge of what it's like to have sex with Peter Andre?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Sounds gripping. But do you come out of it with a detailed knowledge of what it's like to have sex with Peter Andre?

there were some pretty steamy trench-love/prison love sequences. That Hess is some lad for the gay riding

 

[La La]

person who makes up the best imaginary chapter intro winz a prize

 

[ICUH8N]

"Fully revised & updated with fresh lies and dissembling tales of touching the usually murderously cold hearts of ICA members"

 

[JohnnyRaz]

the true story of irelands most emotionless entertainer, his battle with talent, depression and manic old ladies.

person who makes up the best imaginary chapter intro winz a prize

 

[The Schnapper]

I want a Dickie Rock biography. He pisses all over Daniel O'Donnell

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I want a Dickie Rock biography. He pisses all over Daniel O'Donnell

RTE made a film about Dickie Rock a few years back. Its priceless. During it he regularly compares himself to Tony Bennett and Sinatra whilst entertaining tone deaf incontinent aul ones and generally comes across as a self centred, dellusional madman.

I'd love to see it again.

 

[The Schnapper]

RTE made a film about Dickie Rock a few years back. Its priceless. During it he regularly compares himself to Tony Bennett and Sinatra whilst entertaining tone deaf incontinent aul ones and generally comes across as a self centred, dellusional madman.

I'd love to see it again.

There was a more recent one shown not too long ago. His show band days in San Fran making all of the aulones wet as he reached those high notes with his big ears. He recently played in Vicar Street covering all Sinatra classics and of course a few songs of his own haha .|..| .|..|

AND I'LL TELL YE THAT FOR NUTTIN!!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

He's a self centred scab.

The film is so funny though. Theres a bit when dickie jokingly talks about how he never paid for a round of drinks and he always got paid more than everyone else, then it cuts to one of his old band members who says "He was a total penny pincher."

 

[Janer]

I want a Dickie Rock biography. He pisses all over Daniel O'Donnell

You and ur Dickie fetishes

 

[deedee]

RTE made a film about Dickie Rock a few years back. Its priceless. During it he regularly compares himself to Tony Bennett and Sinatra whilst entertaining tone deaf incontinent aul ones and generally comes across as a self centred, dellusional madman.

I'd love to see it again.

True story - he once tried to sell his toupe on the showband circuit. The utter scabbiness of it.

 

[therealjohnny]

This is pretty funny

It seems the best thing about being semi-famous is that drunk girls all the world will " lick your asshole and everything"

because he mentions it quite a lot throughout this tome

 

[JohnnyRaz]

 

[The Schnapper]

He's a self centred scab.

The film is so funny though. Theres a bit when dickie jokingly talks about how he never paid for a round of drinks and he always got paid more than everyone else, then it cuts to one of his old band members who says "He was a total penny pincher."

Janer servied him before when he was a barman and left him a few pennies short and then Dickie came back looking for it a good while later. True story, tell them janer

 

[wild_cat]

I want a Dickie Rock biography. He pisses all over Daniel O'Donnell

I see Dickie Rock in Dixons before, my brother ate the face off me for shouting "oh my god its dickie Rock" .Yeah, anyway he has a love child down in folksmils.

 

[billygannon]

I think an autobiography for a Thumped character is called for.