Celebrity Biography Exchange (Trash only) (2 Viewers)

[F. Fred Palakon]

I have one of the Bob Dylan chronicle ones, but realistically, I would only be willing to swap it for something incredibly salacious...How To Make Love Love Like A Pornstar, that seminal (arf!) work by Jenna Jameson, for instance.

I can report that this is actually not very salacious but mostly depressing. The Jenna Jameson E! True Hollywood Story is better.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I can report that this is actually not very salacious but mostly depressing. The Jenna Jameson E! True Hollywood Story is better.

I'll swap you that for Kerry Katona - The Story of a Survivor

 

[The Schnapper]

E! True Hollywood Story is better.

Thats possibly one of the most annoying channels available. The amount of insecure losers sitting infront of that giving into comfort eating and recking our environment due to excess kleenex usage is sickening!!

 

[Janer]

Was a good thread read until I seen that Fran Cosgrave had a Biop......maybe it's cos I'm a bloke cos I can put up with The females biops and not his?

If I had to pick one I would say Jades would be the funniest.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Jesus christ...

 

[krystal]

calling it rags to richie though - a stroke of genius.

Jesus christ...

 

[The Schnapper]

Was a good thread read until I seen that Fran Cosgrave had a Biop......maybe it's cos I'm a bloke cos I can put up with The females biops and not his?

If I had to pick one I would say Jades would be the funniest.

I'd say yours would be funnier

"Janer
<Insert airbrushed photo>
On The Dole since 82"

 

[The Schnapper]

 

[F. Fred Palakon]

Speaking of pointless Oliver family biographies:

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Speaking of pointless Oliver family biographies:

She's sucking out that baby's brains.

 

[krystal]

I am now more convinced than ever that there is a niche for a cat biography.

Speaking of pointless Oliver family biographies:

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

calling it rags to richie though - a stroke of genius.

Yeah a good pun but i still growled like a jack russell when i saw it.

 

[jane]

I am now more convinced than ever that there is a niche for a cat biography.

Definitely. I might also ghostwrite an autobiography for the bag of crisps I would like to eat later.

 

[krystal]

from seed potato to couch potato

I like it.

Definitely. I might also ghostwrite an autobiography for the bag of crisps I would like to eat later.

 

[jane]

from seed potato to couch potato

I like it.

It'll probably be released in two volumes. There will also be potential for spinoffs, like if I wipe my hands on my pants and the crisp grease leaves a stain, there's, like, two more worth writing. And, might I add, worth reading.

Similarly, you could write one for your cat, and for its dinner, as well as its litterbox and/or hairballs.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I'm gonna write one called 'Must spread rep...'

 

[krystal]

I was thinking the cat one could have a recipe section in it, y'know, my favourite meals kinda thing.

such as:

BEVERAGES

cocktail de l'eau

Find dirty stagnant puddle, drink from it

Cat-tea (geddit?)

Find owners half drunk cup of tea, stick entire head into the cup and fill remaining tea with whiskers and bits of gak


MAIN MEALS

No, I do not like the look of that
Reject whiskas with swish of tail, instead stick claws into owner repeatedly until they feed you human food

R'hodent supreme
Maim mouse/small rat and bring into house as lovely treat for owner. Then gobble down IN ONE PIECE, and lick lips as tail disappears down throat

It'll probably be released in two volumes. There will also be potential for spinoffs, like if I wipe my hands on my pants and the crisp grease leaves a stain, there's, like, two more worth writing. And, might I add, worth reading.

Similarly, you could write one for your cat, and for its dinner, as well as its litterbox and/or hairballs.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

BAM! Forgot I have this lying around somewhere:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos...79968&tag=thumpedcom0e-21?tag=thumpedcom0e-21

 

[ICUH8N]

I'm so conflicted. The existing material on display in this thread reaffirms my hatred of 99.9% of humanity, whereas the proposed works go a long way towards redemption...

*sigh

 

[jane]

I was thinking the cat one could have a recipe section in it, y'know, my favourite meals kinda thing.

such as:

BEVERAGES

cocktail de l'eau

Find dirty stagnant puddle, drink from it

Cat-tea (geddit?)

Find owners half drunk cup of tea, stick entire head into the cup and fill remaining tea with whiskers and bits of gak


MAIN MEALS

No, I do not like the look of that
Reject whiskas with swish of tail, instead stick claws into owner repeatedly until they feed you human food

R'hodent supreme
Maim mouse/small rat and bring into house as lovely treat for owner. Then gobble down IN ONE PIECE, and lick lips as tail disappears down throat

Wow, interesting and useful. You could also talk about these 'favourite meals' in the bio, and then a few months later, you could release them separately, as a Jamie-Oliver-style cookbook. Pukka!