catholic guilt (1 Viewer)

[GO]

god? and that he got mary pregnant without touching her, and that he came back from the dead. and thats only the start of it.

you just cant get away with excuses like "god did it" these days when you do something regrettable.

Yeah,you're better of saying it was a hardware malfunction and call customer services.

 

[Los Davos]

god? and that he got mary pregnant without touching her, and that he came back from the dead. and thats only the start of it.

you just cant get away with excuses like "god did it" these days when you do something regrettable.

Dang, i edited that btw.

a shiz i feel as stoopid as antheist on a bus.

 

[pete]

I just don't believe in the supernatural.

 

[therealjohnny]

I just don't believe in the supernatural.

You havent see " A Haunting" on Discovery then!

Chilling stuff

 

[pete]

In the words of Dr. R. Parker Jr.:

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

 

[Goff]

a bit silly to start talking about the nazis, granted

There's some theory about internet message boards always descending into mentioning the Nazi's if you leave it long enough. I'd subscribe to this. Usually, it's more along the lines of, "You're a fucking Nazi!", but sure, it's almost the same thing here.

Some girl in work was telling us last week, that when they were in primary school, the nun that thought them when they were about 7, used to say every two or three days, "Someone farted!". And then she'd proceed to take them all in turn behind a screen at the back of the class, lift up their pinafores, pull back their jocks and have a sniff. Apparently, she never caught the culprit, which is evidence enough for me that it was a sexual kink. Although of what kind, even I don't know (And I've been on the Internet for about fourteen years).

That to me is one of the creepiest things I've ever heard. Although it wasn't physical abuse, and she doesn't seem too affected by it (yet, years later, feels a need to talk to us about it), the concept of what that cunt was doing is horrendous.

I hope she burns in her hell.

Anyway, to all of you who say God doesn't exist*, "Allah U Akhbar!".



*And, of course, you're entitled to that belief.

 

[therealjohnny]

In the words of Dr. R. Parker Jr.:

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

not even the Holy Ghost?

He's got connections you know

 

[HMD]

::clef::God is broke,
The well ran dry
So pay up while you can
Or you`ll end up in hell
Money in the box is like
A halo on your head
But all of Christ`s love
Still leaves him with the dead::clef::

 

[pete]

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.

 

[pete]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk41Gbjljfo"]YouTube - XTC-Dear God[/ame]

 

[Los Davos]

So God is a big ghost?

 

[Goff]

With a big white beard.

 

[Los Davos]

I just don't believe in the supernatural.

You believe in the ordinary natural.

 

[pissypants]

So, did the kid make the oul communion in the end?
How did this all turn out??

 

[Reets]

She's making it next year and is in the choir now, so the Priest's stopped moaning.
He put a sign saying "God answers knee-mails", just sayin...

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

He put a sign saying "God answers knee-mails", just sayin...

great slogan,thats up there with "jesus the carpenter needs joiners" and "global warning-the son is coming"

 

[ernesto]

She's making it next year and is in the choir now, so the Priest's stopped moaning.
He put a sign saying "God answers knee-mails", just sayin...

more like 'knee(ling)-males'?

eh? eh!?


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