Cat Question (1 Viewer)

[Alan Remorse]

dont get me wrong, i love dogs. In fact i love all animals, even the ones that everyone else hate. But cats are so class! theyre so funny like, and they suit me down to the ground because i'm so lazy. just let em out and they do everything themselves. Hurrah! even better than goldfish!

and cats dont hump your grand aunt's leg when she comes round to visit, like dogs do.

 

[krystal]

rothko - get 2
they'll keep each other company, especially when you're out at work all day and they'll play together and keep each other entertained. The only hassle you ever get socialising cats together is when you get one a period of time after another - because they're territorial in a way dogs are not fur literally does fly. But getting 2 kittens together will be absolutely fine, they'll behave like litter mates even if they're not. Don't get feral kittens though, no matter how cute, it's just not worth it.

 

[avernus]

my girlfriend's cat is afraid of everything. she thinks everything is out to get her and suspects even blades of grass.

 

[krystal]

my girlfriend's cat is afraid of everything. she thinks everything is out to get her and suspects even blades of grass.

some cats are scaredy alright
hence the name
my parents have a cat who heads for the back door everytime the doorbell rings, so afeard is he of strangers

 

[avernus]

my dog burns up to the door in a "hey! heyheyhey!!" (gary larson joke) kind of way.

 

[guy of the tiger]

my old dog used to get bullied by this gang of cats owned by our elderly neighbour lady. They used to scratch his nose and stuff. Bastards.

All of the characters in this story are now dead.

my girlfriend's cat is afraid of everything. she thinks everything is out to get her and suspects even blades of grass.

 

[LMD64]

neighbours moved out a week ago, taking their cat. weird that i now miss it, usedta hate cats, praps to do with the fact that the ex-housemate was psychotically obsessed with them. i mean, she'd coo over old garfield cartoons. de-fucking-mented, she was.

but i prefer dogs, haveta say, always have, always will. they don't hold out on the love.

 

[moc]

i'd 2 kittens once... this & that
they ran away during a storm i think, i was really young.

my dog is off gettin her hair cut today, poor thing, she's always so cold for a few weeks

i defo prefer dogs to cats.

anyone else notice that when a cat walks across your lap it always stands on your balls?

 

[guy of the tiger]

anyone else notice that when a cat walks across your lap it always stands on your balls?

hahahh!

 

[avernus]

anyone else notice that when a cat walks across your lap it always stands on your balls?

hehe yeah...also nothing worse than going to someones house and their massive dog comes up and sticks his nose right in your crotch....no dignor!!

 

[LMD64]

Ah, bless, just remembered what my own dog used to do. She wasn't a crotch-sniffer, she was a shoe-lactator. Her nipples oozed milk for about a month after she was in heat, and she liked to have her belly rubbed with visitors feet. Black patent leather and doggie tit milk are not a good combination.

She also liked to forcefully grind her doggie naughty bits into your ankle whenever she came over all sexual-like, and what she didn't do with her teddy bear doesn't bear mentioning. You'd just hear a constant repetitive thumping from the back of the couch, or under the dinner table to know that it was that time of the canine calendar again.

 

[Goodbye]

http://www.loobiecore.com/MYCATS.html

 

[Chocohead]

our cat had kittens the other day and then the tom cat ate them

 

[Chocohead]

bot but our cat and that tom cat next door had some fight. if i had realised, i could have made a fortune charging people to spectate. except it was in the middle of the night and I was probably asleep

 

[avernus]

ate them dead?

dogs do that shit too...usually the puppy is still born though.

 

[Chocohead]

i doubt if it ate ate them, but it defintely killed them cus the cat had them a few weeks ago and now she just hangs round the back door, with no kittens. i never even got to meet them

 

[Chocohead]

lions do that apparently - kill all the cubs in a pack that arent their own

 

[nlgbbbblth]

our cat had kittens the other day and then the tom cat ate them

that happened to Cuddles' kittens.
Cuddles was our cat and gave birth to two kittens in 1983.
The tom cat - presumably the father - pounced on one of them in the back yard and killed it. He then legged it,

A somewhat pointless killing I always thought.

 

[Goodbye]

tom cats do do weird shit like that...
In fact, tom cats shag their own daughters and have little grandkittens...

mad fuckers

 

[Zeelander]

Getting two cats is great. They start conspiring against you.

My old boyfriend had two cats and called them both Michael. His name wasn't Michael sadly, as that would have been quite good.