sarah
Well-Known Member
My little brother was brilliant for accidents when he
was younger, especially as he had this ongoing feud with
my mothers best friends child, of the same age,
* when he was 'bout1 got poked in the eye by above
mentioned nemesis his eyeball formed this protective layer
which was this huge globe bout the size of a tennisball,
He later bit this same child in the nads during a game of jump-on-the-bed
Multiple attempts at drowning himself in swimmingpool
shortly after learning to walk,
When he was two he pushed the plunger on the
coffee pot down causing boiling coffee to spurt out
and burn all his skin on inside of one arm away,
leaving only the odd charred bit. (this healed perfectly though)
In between major accidents he used to throw himself
of his high chair onto our stone kitchen floor,
causing him to have the appearance of a severly abused
child for his first two years of life.
He's only 11 so there's probably more to come.
was younger, especially as he had this ongoing feud with
my mothers best friends child, of the same age,
* when he was 'bout1 got poked in the eye by above
mentioned nemesis his eyeball formed this protective layer
which was this huge globe bout the size of a tennisball,
He later bit this same child in the nads during a game of jump-on-the-bed
Multiple attempts at drowning himself in swimmingpool
shortly after learning to walk,
When he was two he pushed the plunger on the
coffee pot down causing boiling coffee to spurt out
and burn all his skin on inside of one arm away,
leaving only the odd charred bit. (this healed perfectly though)
In between major accidents he used to throw himself
of his high chair onto our stone kitchen floor,
causing him to have the appearance of a severly abused
child for his first two years of life.
He's only 11 so there's probably more to come.
