Bored In Work Altern-8 (1 Viewer)

[dudley]

Originally posted by nlgbbbblth
Customer orders chicken breast burger. With mayonnaise.

oh jesus christ

 

[pete]

Originally posted by dudley



oh jesus christ

Haw haw - cue my best smug vegetarian routine.....

 

[Hector Grey]

 

[herv]

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blowjob icon.

 

[boogie man]

Originally posted by coraline


this only happened me once in three years - most of them are no longer capable of having an erection, being all withered and shrunken - something to look forward to boys - and the man in question was really slimy and lechy. as far as i can remember i just pulled the sheets back up and left him there for someone else to deal with...

some of them were very funny, they'd be lying half paralysed in bed wearing nappies and being spoon fed their food and they would still flirt like mad with all the female staff
i was proposed to many times ...

1. You should have definatly whacked it with a spoon. I mean how many opertunities do you get to do something like that?

2. Nappies and spoon fed sounds pretty sweet, you should have gone for it!.|..|

 

[Dan]

Originally posted by herv

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blowjob icon.

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[snakybus]

you're both so immature


(o)(o)

 

[Dan]

Originally posted by snakybus
you're both so immature


(o)(o)

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Angry love....

 

[rumpus]

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god I'm a geek

 

[snakybus]

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....golden shower

 

[rumpus]

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infection

 

[pad]

Originally posted by hopper


isn't that where the coldspoon conspiracy got their name? no messin like

actually yes it is,
try explaining that to yer 70 year old grand aunt who has been a nun in a secluded order all her life.

 

[#10-7]

Originally posted by rumpus

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infection

ha ha! jesus thats funny..!

 

[boogie man]

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perky boobs are the best!

 

[Alex]

Check this if you're bored, that's fun

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

 

[coraline]

i have an interview at 3 today for a job i really really want so everyone send worky jobby vibes to me please

 

[Ed]

i understand

 

[snakybus]

not sure about the worky vibes, but I can send you a jobby if you like

 

[Ed]

now thares a job-

More than 200 years after they went out of fashion in Britain, professional hermits are back in the job market.

A newspaper advertisement seeking a resident hermit for the stately Shugborough Home in Staffordshire, central England, has prompted a flood of replies from men eager to ditch stressed-out modern life for a spot of peaceful cave-dwelling. "There have been a few hermits in Britain since their heyday but they've usually just been recluses and loners. This is the first time the job of a resident hermit has been advertised in more than 250 years," organizer Corinne Caddy told the Daily Express.

"(We) have been stunned by the number of applications we have received. It seems there are lots of people out there who just want to be a professional hermit," she said.

The successful applicant will be expected to live in a cave on the grounds of the estate and abandon human contact, except for scaring visitors -- and will probably have to give up shaving and bathing as well.

Artist Anna Douglas, who came up with the idea to highlight National Heritage Week, told the paper that it had been very fashionable in the 18th century to have a hermit living in a remote corner of an estate.

Hermits were always men and were paid handsomely in return for being tied to a five-year contract.

"We are keen to see whether we can recreate this fashion and whether people are equally eager to escape from the pressures of everyday life as they were in the 18th century," Douglas said.

 

[coraline]

my friend is just back from cuba and she went to visit a cigar factory. there is a man whose job it is to sit on a stage and read aloud to the happy workers all day long in an attempt to educate them as they roll the cigars. in the mornings he reads something educational and after lunch he does a novel. .|..| .|..|