Bored in Work 31 (1 Viewer)

[#10-7]

i was supposed to be going to guadaloupe in three hours.
for a week.

but some guy in aer lingus told my da that they eat babies there or something and as i was getting cheap flights through him (he used work there) he won't gimmie the cheap flights thereby leaving me stranded.

fucking cunts.

 

[Wooly]

did you just make that up so we'd have something to talk about?

 

[#10-7]

no.


i made this up though:

i grew a fanny on my head and now its dancing like a car thief.

 

[Wooly]

Dancing fannies.


The Dancing Fannies.

The Dancing Fannies (DC).




Yes! work finishes. Wooly splits to move gear into new studio

 

[Hector Grey]

so i fuck off for a little bit and yis think yisser all rapid now, eh?

bastards.

 

[snakybus]

we's izz az fuggin rapih as a fuggin lad in a kayak who's goin dewen the rapidz, tha's roigh

speaking of kayaks, did you hear about the two indians who were in their kayak and it was cold so they lit a fire and it burnt a hole and they sunk? well that's because you can't have your kayak and eat it too.

ho ho

 

[Buzzo]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?




D'ye get an awful wack of carrotts round here?


What kind of bees do you get milk from?




Boo-bees.


ho ho ho

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by snakybus
we's izz az fuggin rapih as a fuggin lad in a kayak who's goin dewen the rapidz, tha's roigh

speaking of kayaks, did you hear about the two indians who were in their kayak and it was cold so they lit a fire and it burnt a hole and they sunk? well that's because you can't have your kayak and eat it too.

ho ho

heat. you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

who would eat a kayak?

 

[snakybus]

oh yeah

ha ha

I'm so dumb. I went to buy a pair of camofluage trousers the other day and couldn't find any.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by snakybus
oh yeah

ha ha

I'm so dumb. I went to buy a pair of camofluage trousers the other day and couldn't find any.

did you check the....

oh hold on. ahahaha. i see what you've done there.

class act.

 

[snakybus]

it's in the timing

people say to me, what's it in, snaky

I say the timing, it's in the timing

 

[Hector Grey]

get lost. busy. doing thing. look. nearly there.

 

[madouva]

my mother-in-law...

is so ugly, that...that...

ah fuck it, I couldn't be arsed.

 

[Hector Grey]

yeah.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

CLUE

Saturday 3.15PM Net 2

 

[snap-apple]

Originally posted by nlgbbbblth
CLUE

no..
no, i still haven't got it
givvus another one

 

[#10-7]

I! Am! your singing telegram! *BANG!*

well?
thats a pretty good clue...

 

[Wayne]

Finally some proof

For all the conspiracy theorists out there.

http://www.moontruth.com/

 

[Goodbye]

Re: Finally some proof

Originally posted by Wayne
For all the conspiracy theorists out there.

http://www.moontruth.com/

utter bollix

 

[Juno]

Excellent - crafty NASA bastards foiled again