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[c0De_n1NjA]

Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

He Battered Fish outside a chipper? Haha.

"KaayyyLeigh, i'm still tryna write that love song..."

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

i'm still tryna write that love song..."

its "is it too late to say i'm sorry" you wanker.

 

[egg_]

Re: The Giant Squid

Apparently giant squids don't taste good - they taste of ammonia

 

[snakybus]

Re: The Giant Squid

there must be a way of sorting that out though?


I got some ray wings once, frying them it was like a frying pan of piss, with the smell and all. I ate them anyway.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

its "is it too late to say i'm sorry" you wanker.

thats there too. i just PMed Fish.

 

[RSJ]

Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

I got stung by a portugese dude once. Bought a pound of sugar off him. Turned out to be 95% cocaine. Bastard.

 

[snakybus]

Re: The Giant Squid

I met a fishmonger then who said he could get rid of the ammonia smell out of ray wings.

Turns out he was taking the piss.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

From Fish:

Kayleigh I'm still trying to write that love song
Kayleigh it's more important to me now you're gone
Maybe it will prove that you were right
Or even prove that Lefty was wrong

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

dangleberries

 

[Wilbert]

Re: The Giant Squid

I met a fishmonger then who said he could get rid of the ammonia smell out of ray wings.

Turns out he was taking the piss.

Good god, man! What's wrong with you!?!?!

 

[taubstumm]

Re: The Giant Squid

I met a fishmonger then who said he could get rid of the ammonia smell out of ray wings.

Turns out he was taking the piss.

here's an x-ray

 

[nofriendo]

Re: The Giant Squid

"is anybody here a marine biologist?"

One of the best seinfeld episodes ever, the look on georges face when he says yes and just walks slowly into the water class!
..it was a titleist!

 

[paudge]

Re: ROMA 2

i put cylob on in wheals a couple of years ago. he wanted to get a chicken kebab after the show and seemed confident roma2 was the place to get it. he orders and waits. we sit down at a table. he notices the chicken is a sliced up breaded chicken breast, get mad angry and marches up to the counter. this is roma2's busiest time of night. he starts screaming at the guy behind the counter saying he was ignorant to even try to pass this off as a chiocken kebab, real nuts like. the guy tried to give him his money back but he wouldn't let it go. he continued to screm at the guy for 5 more minutes during rush hour, some guys really wanted to kick his head in. he turned around and marched out of the place and i ran after him carring his big record box. very heavy. true story.

CYLOB IS A KNOB

CUT THE CHICKEN, DROP THE KEBAB

 

[therealjohnny]

Re: The Giant Squid

I was really looking forward to seeing this

but

...snigger...

it turned out to be....

chortle

a damp squid!

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[fr jack hackett]

Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

none of them pictures are a portuguese man o war ive been stung by one its like a dead arm and nettles they have a inflatable sack that they fill with air to float on the surface and use as a sail .
this thred is better than the blythe hag one

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Re: The Giant Squid

 

[La La]

Re: The Giant Squid

thats more like it.
but cmon dude where's my photoshopped squid? i asked for it over an hour ago!

 

[krystal]

Re: The Giant Squid

I can imagine them being fairly chewy and all...

Apparently giant squids don't taste good - they taste of ammonia

 

[tripoli]

Re: ROMA 2

this is by no means a "great" Roma 2 story however I do remember being in there one night and watching a friend eat some chicken and fried rice crap. to be honest, the "chicken" looked liked diced greyhound, if anyone has ever seen diced greyhound

 

[paudge]

YOUR DA'S YOUR MA

Your ma has a mickey