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Ma Cardigan

same thing happened to me. i returned to the soprts cafe the following evening only to see ma cardigan framed on the wall being passed off as niall quinn's with a little note to the left hand side of it saying he'd scored in Club M several times while wearing it. it was so hilarious i posted a thread about it on thumped.
 
Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

i've been stung by a few jellyfish but not as bad as a man of war.
apparently of a box jellyfish stings you you're fucked.
 
Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

george mcfly said:
or got into an altercation with a member of early 90's rockers Jellyfish?
Jellyfish ruled.
 
Re: Ma Hartigan

i was in college in earlsfort terrace so hartigans was my local for a while. ma hartigan punched a girl from my class in the face once because she was being cheeky. true story. yes, hats off to her.
 
Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

i dunno if hes a "man o war" but this cunt left me to foot the bill in eddie rockets after drinking 5 malts!
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Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

george mcfly said:
what about their appearance on the Three Men and a Little Lady soundtrack?
i am not familiar with this work. They were on the super mario bros. soundtrack though.
 
Re: ROMA 2

i put cylob on in wheals a couple of years ago. he wanted to get a chicken kebab after the show and seemed confident roma2 was the place to get it. he orders and waits. we sit down at a table. he notices the chicken is a sliced up breaded chicken breast, get mad angry and marches up to the counter. this is roma2's busiest time of night. he starts screaming at the guy behind the counter saying he was ignorant to even try to pass this off as a chiocken kebab, real nuts like. the guy tried to give him his money back but he wouldn't let it go. he continued to screm at the guy for 5 more minutes during rush hour, some guys really wanted to kick his head in. he turned around and marched out of the place and i ran after him carring his big record box. very heavy. true story.
 
Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

george mcfly said:
was it a song written specifically for Super Mario Bros.?
it was indeed

Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only King,
Bowser Koopa
I'm a turtle as you see
A little slow and alittle green
But I'm the whole I'd say
Supa Dupa
Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened
But if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
So let's just say
Ignorance is bliss
Well, I'd wait to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers
Oh, what's their name?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi
Just sound of them makes me quesy
I'd like to take that monkey wrench
I'd play my own game
Prince Toadstool, you're so misguided
I've never found of bookworms
But then again this one does make good Mario bait
I can't wait
Ignorance is bliss!
With my magic book
I'll shower those crumsy lizards with my power
Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed
And all I want are those plumbing fools
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
I'll say it again!
Ignorance is Bliss!
Haven't you heard a picture's worth 1000 words
You call yourself a princess but you're a brainiac in a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these books
you remind me of my kid sister
she read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!!
(I'd like to get my hands on...just one time with a monkey wrench...
I'd fix their plumbing)
Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened (So misguided)
But if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever (Pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
For the last time-
On second though, I think I've made my point....
 
Re: Anyone ever been stung by a Portuguese Man of War?

c0De_n1NjA said:
i dunno if hes a "man o war" but this cunt left me to foot the bill in eddie rockets after drinking 5 malts!
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hilarious.

hey did you nik got into a scrap with the ex lead singer of marrilion outside a chipper in bolton? he battered him.
 

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