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NO WHEELS FOR JESUS IN US

A motorist in the US named Jesus Christ has found faith in the Lord is no match for driving authorities.

Peter Phillips changed his name to highlight his religious beliefs but has been told he needs a birth certificate with showing his new name.


The problem surfaced when he decided to move from Washington to West Virginia.

His passport, social security card and Washington licence all bear the name Jesus Christ.

But West Virginia law requires drivers to show a valid birth certificate to receive a licence and authorities will not bend the rules for the modern-day Christ.








A spokesman for the West Virginia Division of Motor Vehicles said no divine intervention would change their mind.

He said: "We just need official documentation that that's his name.

"He will be treated no different than anybody else and what he's got at the moment just won't cut."

Mr Phillips applied to have his name legally changed in 2003 but was denied. He appealed and a decision is still pending.
 
Just got this in an email with the bbc font and logo..no link though..I reckon it's a bunch of arse but funny nonetheless

Last Updated: Monday, 2 May, 2005, 07:46 GMT 08:46 UK

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.
 
Latex lizzie said:
Just got this in an email with the bbc font and logo..no link though..I reckon it's a bunch of arse but funny nonetheless

Last Updated: Monday, 2 May, 2005, 07:46 GMT 08:46 UK

E-mail this to a friend Printable version

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.


yup

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