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[cookiemonster]

i jus got handed a ticket for the preview screening of return of the sith, AND I CANT FUCKING GO! that sucks.

i'll swap you it for a dvd of Critic episodes

 

[Wavioli]

I was going to offer it up to the highest bidder, but it was pounced on before i could blink, unsurprisingly...

 

[Beanstalk]

His and hers

 

[LMD64]

 

[Latex lizzie]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13345717,00.html

Lmd64 is a witch!!!

 

[LMD64]

...and your little dog, too. Nyah-hahahahahahah!
<exit stage left in flash and cloud of orange smoke>

 

[Latex lizzie]

..burn her!!!!!!!! !ironyyy

 

[Ed]

Driver fined for 'having a face like a moron'

Driver fined for 'having a face like a moron'
"A Romanian traffic cop has been demoted after he fined a driver for "having a face like a moron and being a big monkey".

Marius Vlasceanu pulled over Gheorghe Tosa as he drove through Craiova in Romania, local daily Jurnalul National reported.

But Tosa failed to see the funny side as Vlasceanu fined him £22 and handed him a ticket explaining the reason for the fine was "having a face like a moron and being a big monkey"."


I figure the fine was perfectly valid considering who he pulled over: Gheorghe Tosa.....

 

[avernus]

Critical flaws found in Firefox

 

[hanley]

 

[plug]

get chomping folks!

"Ecstasy can block cancer growth"

Ecstasy and anti-depressant drugs such as Prozac have the potential to stop cancer cell growth, research has found.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4532569.stm

 

[avernus]

 

[Deleted member 3435]

looking for part time work?


Alcohol Purchasing Testers Required (1 x Over 16 and under 18yrs + 1 x over 18yrs) - Limerick/Galway/Clare


We are looking for two people to work together as a undercover team. One person must be over 16 and under 18 yrs and the second person must be over 18 years. (Both people must know each other)

We want the under 18 person to attempt to purchase alcohol from our clients premises. We want the over 18 person to observe what happens at the checkout as the under 18 person attempts to purchase alcohol.

If the under 18 person is successfull in purchasing alcohol, we want the over 18 person to take charge of the alcohol and return it to us. This test should take less than 10 minutes to complete. You will purchase the alcohol and we will reinburse you for it when you hand it back to us.(Less than 10 euro bottle of wine).We will pay the supervisor 15 euro and the teenager 15 euro for your 10 minutes work. If you have transport and can visit a number of stores for us, we will pay you for your fuel (receipts only)

Both person must be able to prove their age (Driving License , Passport etc..

Limerick, Ennis, Newcastlewest, Ballinasloe,Shannon, Galway

Please state in your cover note please state the area(s) in which you are available to work.



Location Galway/Clare/LimerickPayment30 euro per store (15 & 15)ContactHr Manager

 

[broken arm]

heart attack-normus

 

[avernus]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/buscrash.mpg

 

[avernus]

http://www.kasperhauser.org/funstuff/videos/sportsbloopers.mpeg

 

[avernus]

Directions

1.Start at Dublin Airport.

2.Catch flight from Dublin to London Heathrow Airport.

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Turn left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7.Turn left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to fucking Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

 

[pete]

Described by his attorney as a white-haired businessman in his mid-50s, Christ is moving to West Virginia to enjoy a slower lifestyle. He bought property near Lost River, about 100 miles west of Washington, and has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington driver's license bearing the name Jesus Christ.

But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license transfer requirements because his Florida birth certificate has his original name on it and he has been unable to obtain an official name change in Washington.

"We just need official documentation that that's his name," said Doug Stump, commissioner of the West Virginia Division of Motor Vehicles. "He will be treated no different than anybody else."

Christ applied for the legal name change in May 2003, but it was denied by District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Tim Murphy because "taking the name of Jesus Christ may provoke a violent reaction or may significantly offend people."

In his appeal, Christ's attorney argued that Phillips had changed his name to Jesus Christ 15 years earlier, and "has been using the name since then without incident."

The appeals court last month sent the name-change proposal back to the lower court, saying some required hearings in the case had not been held.

Any comment from the man in the middle of this legal tussle?

"Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," Pishevar said.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050510/ap_on_fe_st/jesus_west_virginia

 

[Cormcolash]

http://www.srpskaliga.co.yu/video/funnyrunner.wmv

 

[Beanstalk]

Awww