Best/Worst Ad currently on TV (1 Viewer)

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

"i mean train-tracks are ching-ching, bitta cash, ya know what i mean?"
UGH

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
i almost punched the fuck outta my tv with my circumcised penis earlier today when i heard that ad.

 

[jillface]

she's the worst outta the whole bunch.
that ad is the reason i left college.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

she is... the first chap thats in the ad is the reason why ive aids

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

i've seen one advertising a "silent ringtone" which you can buy for like $evenMillionEuro or some shit to "fool your teachers and parents".
i mean, that's pretty bad.
do companies really think kids so fuckin' tick these days that they will actually pay for a silent ringtone instead of just putting their phone on silent?
are kids really that idiotic?

yeah thats that ringtone no one over twenty or so can hear,apparently its at some wild frequency only kids and teenagers can hear.would frequency be the right word back there?and kids are thick anyway.
"train tracks ching ching" girl should be brought out and shot.

 

[classic seanc]

what ads that?

I don't know! That's the point like, they try so hard and yet, no one remembers the ad.
It's for some banks current account set up, where a bunch of regular people are doing regular things while barking at the camera about how their banks are shite.
Then the voiceover tells us that this banks services are way better and we should go use them because they understand us....deep down like.

I'm pretty sure you could go into one of their branches and just tell them how you're feeling emotionally. Y'know vent and stuff. For closure.

 

[jillface]

i saw an ad today that made my blood boil. not literally, as i would have died has this occured.

anyway, it's this ad for chanel no. 5 perfume... and it has nicole kidman in...

my GOD.
it's a fucking mini feature film. terrible stuff altogether.

jus' sayin'.

 

[classic seanc]

i saw an ad today that made my blood boil. not literally, as i would have died has this occured.

anyway, it's this ad for chanel no. 5 perfume... and it has nicole kidman in...

my GOD.
it's a fucking mini feature film. terrible stuff altogether.

jus' sayin'.

"You must be there tomorrow"
"I don't care about tomorrow"

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

that add cost something like 2 million to make not including nicole kidmans fee.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

jaysus.

i mean, that ad is ching-ching, bitta cash, ya know what i mean?







i am so so so so sorry

 

[Johnnyc]

I find myself almost physically unable to watch any adverts on telly these days. It seems at least every second one makes me want to shout "Oh, fuck OFF!" at the TV. It's made all the worse now that Christmas is on the way.

List of recent offenders include;
The M&S ad with Shirley Bassey. It's so vulgar and flashy. Fuck sake, there are people starving in the world and you lot are swanning around Supermans gaff (that's what it looks like) looking all rich and shiney. It also smacks of desperately trying to cash in on the recent Bond revival too.

Jamie Oliver's Christmas Ad. Fuck off Jamie Oliver's Christmas Ad.

The Argos ad. The one that's all "A young boy had a dream! His dad made that dream real. BY GOING TO FUCKING ARGOS." If your kids dream about going to Argos, they should be given drugs immediately.

The Lifestyle Sports adverts. They've clearly got a big budget. Still can't make a fucking decent ad.

Only good adverts I can think of are the Gift Grub and Opel Corsa ones.

 

[MARYJANE]

that weird psychedelic tampax ad that was around a month or two ago, so bizarre. the voice over was male, and the tampons were trying to be like hippie tampons or something? but in reality they were just the same as regular tampons, but scented. dodgy on so many levels.

 

[jillface]

yeah. is that where you got the inspiration for your avatar?

 

[Catwoman]

that weird psychedelic tampax ad that was around a month or two ago, so bizarre. the voice over was male, and the tampons were trying to be like hippie tampons or something? but in reality they were just the same as regular tampons, but scented. dodgy on so many levels.

The tampons are scented. Seriously. I mean do us girls not have enough to worry about?

 

[Janer]

That Irish ad where peeps are on the top deck of a double decker and they are thick.

 

[Diddles]

That Irish ad where peeps are on the top deck of a double decker and they are thick.

i made that ad

 

[Wilbert]

i made that ad

It's shit. You're shit.

 

[Diddles]

It's shit. You're shit.

I didn't really make it. I just said it to make Janer feel uncomfortable.

 

[Janer]

I only feel uncomfortable when the barstool I'm on has no padding.

 

[Wilbert]

I didn't really make it. I just said it to make Janer feel uncomfortable.

I know. It was a joke.

Of sorts.

 

[Jerry Twig]

I only feel uncomfortable when the barstool I'm on has no padding.

hahah!