Best way to lose a beer belly... (2 Viewers)

[GO]

I think it's time to trim down too, want to stay more voluptuous then fat.
I really don't want to exercise or stop eating cake

R you're perfect as you are.

ah my fellow fatties
embrace your porkishness
who gives an arse anyway, attractive people aren't happy, no-one is. more cake!

Nools I'm sure you are too.

But noble as your sentiments are,that kind of attitude won't cut it for an insecure egomaniac such as myself.

 

[Reets]

ah my fellow fatties
embrace your porkishness
who gives an arse anyway, attractive people aren't happy, no-one is. more cake!

I whole heartedly agree with you, but soon my pants will be so tight they'll cut off my circulation.
No, I wont buy new ones.

 

[nooleen]

But noble as your sentiments are,that kind of attitude won't cut it for an insecure egomaniac such as myself.

well like i say, attractiveness doesn't make you happy. i should know, i was briefly attractive as a teen.

 

[GO]

I whole heartedly agree with you, but soon my pants will be so tight they'll cut off my circulation.
No, I wont buy new ones.

Well theres another of my reasons right there.Cant stand shopping(for anything other than booze and records)

 

[GO]

well like i say, attractiveness doesn't make you happy. i should know, i was briefly attractive as a teen.

I don't know about that.I'm fairly happy.

 

[Reets]

My diet is stupidly bad the past few weeks, today I had a big fry for breakfast and pancakes for dinner. A bananna'll make it all better though

 

[nooleen]

this week i 'ave been mostly eating....wine

 

[Reets]

Still getting 1 of your 5 a day.

 

[GO]

I had a McDonalds Big tasty burger at 2pm.Set for the day!

I used to be into all that cooking shit but I've lost the desire for it.Not having a pension plan is informing a lot of what I do though...

 

[Reets]

In that case Gazzer you should try my latest drunk carving. It's toast with peanut butter and maple syrup. Delicious when you're pissed but just thinking of it makes me feel sick when I'm sober.

 

[nooleen]

my latest drunk craving is MORE BOOZE.

 

[GO]

Nooly I love you

 

[Serpico]

toast with peanut butter and maple syrup.

Animal.

 

[nooleen]

do you mean 'animal' as in 'very good' or 'toast with peanut butter and maple syrup! you animal! '?

 

[Reets]

If he hates it then maybe you should try it, best out of three.
Sounds fucking disgusting right now. uggg

 

[nooleen]

sounds very messy, i think my laptop would suffer

 

[Serpico]

do you mean 'animal' as in 'very good' or 'toast with peanut butter and maple syrup! you animal! '?

I mean anyone who eats that stuff is akin to an animal. A wild one. With cootys.

 

[GO]

bump.

 

[Space]

See my four peaks challenge thread.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

bump.

I used to be able to make a pig of myself at weekends and during the week eat right and run and I'd be fine...those days are pretty much gone. I've gradually cultivated a beer belly. It's quite a distressing turn of events.