Best song title ever (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (250)]

American don is a fab album!

Is it true the drummer reformed without the other lads?

He's truly an amazing pot tapper!!! Do you ever notice how much they sound like Yes in parts???

ah he's OK i'm a big fan of mr. williams though.

 

[billygannon]

Alan Licht has ruined music for an entire generation

 

[veryslowey]

yeah but noffer oll the luff in the whirl

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Mr Fuck

Prefab "Brainy" Sprout

 

[tripoli]

so the best song title youve ever heard?

gotta be "i dont lift weights to impress the bitches, i do it to knock a sucka's teeth out" by the great redneck hope.

NO ANAL CUNT TITLES IN THIS THREAD.

"listen to this song, kill pigs, and try to sue me"

"stella was a diver, she is always down"

 

[stephenoblunt]

i'm a big fan of mr. williams though.

Who's mr. williams now?

 

[pete]

i can't believe nobody said "dropkick me jesus through the goalposts of life"

Dropkick me Jesus through the goalposts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me Jesus through the goalposts of life [font=arial, helvetica]


Make me, Oh make me, Lord, more than I am
Make me a piece in Your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I've got the will, Lord, if You got the toe.

REFRAIN
Bring on the brothers, who've gone on before
And all of the sisters, who've knocked on your door
All the departed, dear, loved ones of mine
Stick 'em up front in the offensive line.

-Bobby Bare [/font]

 

[Anthony]

Let There Be Rock

 

[AMC]

I saw a funny one in work yesterday. 2Pac "Thugs get lonely too" gets my vote. Although the title of the year (and phil spectortastic single of the year) goes to Johnny Boy "You are the generation that bought more shoes and you get what you deserve" Fucking deadly!!

 

[oh shit]

Tiny, King of the Jews
followed by
The Power of Independent Trucking
and
Kim Gordon's Panties

stupid long post-rock song names are stupid.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Jesus Entering From the Rear-Feederz
Sink the Whales(buy Japanese Goods-the Rotters
Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell-Agent orange
We'll Have A Riot Doing Heroin-the Queers
Just Head-Nervous Eaters
Adolf,You Beauty-Chosen Few
Muff Divin-Gizmos
Are just a few of my favourites off the top of my head,If I really looked through my records I'm sure I could find better ones.

 

[dudley]

i quite enjoyed the knifed classic at last years xmas do

"fuck thumped"

 

[oh shit]

Here Come The Rome Plows

 

[pete]

i quite enjoyed the knifed classic at last years xmas do

"fuck thumped"

i unsubscribed them from the scene after that

 

[mangler]

Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe - The Locust

 

[Anthony]

i unsubscribed them from the scene after that

aren't we covering that song this year?

 

[LMD64]

Billy Connolly - "How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face!"

or the other, better, version

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

/ C Cmaj7 C Am / C - F G / F G C - / G D7 / G G7 /

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

/ " / C7 - F E7 / Am Fm6 C A7 / F - /
/ Dm7 G7 C C7 F Fm C G7 C /

 

[veryslowey]

sabbra cadabra

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Another classic by the Rotters
Stevie Nicks Sit on My Face.

Pete ,You know you can't get rid of Knifed that easy,even after your fancy camera got soaked too.

 

[xsteox]

fuck santa.

all our friends are dead.

hooked on masturbation.

last weeks minutes from the meeting of the secret society of yourfriends who actually hate you.

if god loves a winner he's going to want to fuck me in a minute(born to break even).

living with the awful truth that we're not as cool as we'd like other people to think we are.
my first restraining order.
this years most fashoniable signs of weakness.
buffy.
forlani.
you will move.
lizard-skin barby.
whencorporationsruleyourmom.
therearepicturesofmeontheinternet.
acidcop.
sandbox magician.
abe the cop.
blowjob city.