best merging of threads in 2005? (2 Viewers)

[Super Dexta]

Re: Best Word of 2005

hmmm. fuckinging just sounds off.

well. it's kinda been done for you there already. like. y'know.

best text i sent all year: 'my sodding seminar was cocking cancelled, so i'm getting the boobing bus to your humping house'
reply: 'charming'

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: best rape of 2005?

Artistic

 

[Buzzo]

Re: 2005

No highlights/lowlights- I stuck with an all over deep chestnutty red


ho ho ho

Highlights- too gay to mention
Lowlights- none. Nobody died this year. Everything that happened that was bad at the time turned out for the best. Except today. I'm very teary. It's irritating.

 

[glen]

Re: Best Word of 2005

Contology

As in "Raaaaah, what is this conting contology? I'm on top of my head with
this bollocking contology raaaaahhhh. Jeeescrieeest!!!"

 

[nofriendo]

Re: best rape of 2005?

oh grow up, that isn't even funny

thats low even for you!

 

[Latex lizzie]

Re: 2005

*tissue*

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: Best Word of 2005

Cue Higgins and Clare Huxtable:

TimeLife Presents 'Timeless Classic Words'

Do you remember these great words?

bitchmaster
cockgobbler

Fuck yeah. I have a book full of them.
Geegoblin. Arsemagnet. Fuckdodger. Wankdorf. Tinkers Pie. Benny. Cockwrench. Felch. Bastard. Mickeyjam. Cockstuffer. Spacedocker. etc.

 

[glen]

Re: best rape of 2005?

I read a really funny rape joke in a Christmas cracker last year. Or was it in the bible? Can't remember.

 

[nofriendo]

Re: 2005

a resounding meh!

 

[Buzzo]

Re: best rape of 2005?

This thread's hilarious guys. Keep it up.

 

[Lord Damian]

Re: 2005

Life rules, even when it sucks.

plus, this column made me very happy when i read it 2 minutes ago...

http://pitchforkmedia.com/features/artistlists/d/deerhoof-05/

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: 2005

the crackbadgering year isn't even over yet. i suspect it's gonna get better too. Like a hammer.

 

[Wavioli]

Re: best rape of 2005?

what would ye be doing looking at a bible at christmas time? must have been the cracker.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Re: 2005

2005 was a good year. plenty of good times.

i can only remember a few bad years in fact. 1993 because my cocker spaniel keeled over and died and 2001 because of 9/11. now that was a fuckin nightmare.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Re: best rape of 2005?

i remember when my old boss told me all about the rape of nanjing and actually used the expression "the japanese are a cruel race of people"

he was pretty cool, i wonder how he's doin

 

[Wavioli]

Re: best rape of 2005?

This thread's hilarious guys. Keep it up.

it was until you started hypothesising. when i ougghta!

 

[Brush]

Best 2005 Restrospective thread?

I think it would be a best cake, best death or coming out or 2005. I havnt decided.

2005 was full of indescision

 

[plug]

Re: 2005

s'been pretty good. so far.

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: Best Carol of 2005

have you ever gone door to door joke telling at christmas?

Yeah, me favourite one is "here, boss, would ya jus have enuff forra cuppa tay? it's fucking christmas like. ye wha? well why don't i just ventalate yer fucking head with me hammer and stick the aidsrod into your daughter? a tenner? you're a saint."

 

[frambosenshmak]

Re: 2005

2005 was a good year. plenty of good times.

i can only remember a few bad years in fact. 1993 because my cocker spaniel keeled over and died and 2001 because of 9/11. now that was a fuckin nightmare.

like i said....

i'm not dead yet motherfucker so stop sticking 2005 in a grave, i got another few months left in me yet, you no julian calendar comprehendin' crackerbreads....