best heckle? (1 Viewer)

[mark]

at a Weller gig a few years back 'taxi for Paul Weller' in between every song..

amazing.

i had to stop reading this thread at work earlier as i was actually crying with laughter.

 

[billygannon]

A few years ago I was at a fundraising comedy gig for Reprieve.
A guy who was on death row came on to give a short talk about the work Reprieve do.
He told the crowd about how he spent twenty years on death row even though he was innocent; about how awful it was and how it led to the breakdown of his whole life.
Just as he finished his very moving talk some woman in the crowd said "awwww".

 

[thusspokez]

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"Go see Madonna you idiot piece of shit!"

 

[MilanPan!c]

Last night during squarehead:

play the sweater song

 

[bph]

Singer from shit cover band: We've only got time for one or two more songs.
Me: One

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

what, were you the drummer?

 

[Jelly_Block]

Best heckle? April 2004, Pete said Mr Pharmamacist!!!1 should "start his own forum" cos wot he was saying was contrary to to wot he was starting, Mr Pharmacist conformed and agreed to meet Pete in Darndale as originally set out in Pete's request form meeting letter which outlined how Mr Pharmamacist!!!1 could not start his own forum. Pete then asked him to join him in the setting upof Pumped.com, Pharmamacist! said no an Tumped was born.

Sorry for the lack of punctuation (sic)

 

[thickaspigshit]

The girl stood near me at 0:22

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[mark]

when the corpo were playing in london years ago, dudley was having one of those nights where EVRYTHING went wrong. amp died, he broke several distortion pedals and every string on his axe. the gig was littered with stops. during one of the stops near the end a voice from the crowd started shouting "GET OFF!!!!!" at us. disgruntled gig goer? no. our drummer joss had jumped into he crowd and was heckling his own band.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I've been having a miserable day and this thread has cheered me up no end. Thanks you guyze.

 

[evil bandit]

At an AIR gig in The Olympia a couple of years ago - around the time they released the 'Virgin Suicides' soundtrack, which was better than whatever other album they were touring at the time - someone on stage left shouts up "HURRICANE" (key 'Virgin Suicides track) at the top of their voice to which someone standing stage right retorts "HIGGINS!!". This continues for the rest of the gig everytime there's a silence, in glorious stereo. Fantastic!

That's amazing !!!

 

[jcdonaggio]

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[Jerry Twig]

Saw Trans Am there recently enough in a small club and a drunk lad at the side of the stage kept shouting for one song the whole time, in a funny enough way. When they came out for the encore he shouted 'Play that fucking song would you'. The drummer tries to say 'Look, we are not playing....' and your man cuts straight back, 'shut up and play your fucking drums'.
Drummer was dumbfounded, the place was in hysterics.

 

[flynnduism]

Well, in the earliest days of Oneida we used to have this song called Eating Pussy. We were doing it live in this club in Boston one time and Papa Crazy was going on about how men from Boston can't eat pussy. And the bar lady shouted out: "Fuck you! My brother's from Boston and he's great at eating pussy!"

from Oneida / White Hills article on the quietus

 

[washingcattle]

Two great Hands up who wants to die Heckles

Middle aged woman in Ballina "That's not even music"

and

Member of band- "is the sound okay ?

Member of audience- "No. Write better songs"

 

[blairwitch]

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[Lili Marlene]

Yeah, Bill Hicks was pretty crap, couldn't even handle a heckler.

I like Richard Herring's valiant efforts though

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[maims bond]

Andy Murray being hammered by Rafa Nadal on Wimbledon centre court:

"Do it for Beckham, Andy!".

 

[Ewa]

I once went to this Suzanne Vega gig.Front seat and all.And she sang one song with just a bass player,he was brilliant,smooth inventive with all the glissandos,overtones clanging etc.The song sounded just perfect,beautifull, magical.
After euphoric clapping and cheering-silly drunken me caught this moment of absolute silence and yelled:"THE BASSIST WAS OUT OF RYTHM!"
There was a consternation, Susanne froze making a face of a martyr, bassman rised his eybrows a bit puzzeled but curious.But the worst were the fans around me,They gasped in horror and gave me those looks like"how dare you?I thought they were going to kill me..."JUST KIDDING"- I added quickly.

 

[evil bandit]

At Electric Picnic last year, Flaming Lips had been on for about 30 minutes and played at most five songs (as after each song Wayne Coyne was taking ages, dicking around with props and stuff) so he went to start another song and introduced it by talking about getting a cosmic connection with the Earth and uniting the vibes of the festival when some guy to the right of me screamed out at the top of his voice "JUST PLAY THE FUCKING SONG"

It got the biggest cheer of the night from the casual fans in the tent and the stink eye from all the hard core Flaming Lips fans, personally I just laugh my ass off at it!!!