best famous last words ever (2 Viewers)

[Lord Damian]

I am about to - or I am going to - die. either expression is correct.
Dominique Bouhours, French Gramarrian

i've heard this before, and am not entirely sure it's fact----but IF it is, it's the most brilliant thing i have EVER heard.

 

[Lord Damian]

i did not get my spaghetti-o's. i got spaghetti, i want the press to know this
Thomas J Grasso
executed by lethal injection, Oklahoma, 1995

kind of on topic - http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm - just imagine what the rest of them might have said

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"...things looking very ominous for Brian now, SURELY, no way back from..."

Football Commentator Brian Moore.

 

[nofriendo]

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader

 

[nofriendo]

Is it not meningitis?
~~ Louisa M. Alcott, writer, d. 1888

 

[nofriendo]

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.
~~ Johannes Brahms, composer, d. April 3, 1897

I can't sleep.
~~ James M. Barrie, author, d. 1937

Ay Jesus.
~~ Charles V, King of France, d. 1380

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959

And Finally..
Good-bye . . . why am I hemorrhaging?
~~ Boris Pasternak, writer, d. 1959

 

[ernesto]

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do"
Proffessional smartarse Oscar Wilde

i believe it was the curtains he was refering to. if not, i stand corrected

 

[Lord Damian]

"Corn Nuts..." - Heather

 

[coast to coast]

"Tell them I've had a wonderful life"
-Noted depressive and recluse and general nutbag genius Ludwig Wittgenstein

 

[ms.b.haven]

"i'll never let go jack, i'll never let go"

worst ever

 

[Dinzi]

Bruce, Lenny (Leonard Schneider) (1925-1966)

"Do you know where I can get any shit?"

Lenny Bruce was the original obscene comedian. Darling of the pseudo-intelligencia and enemy of the establishment, Bruce's shows were repeatedly closed by local authorities. Some critics attribute all that is good (or bad, depending upon your perspective) with American stand-up comedy today to Bruce. A heavy drug user, Lenny Bruce was found naked and dead of an overdose on his bathroom floor with a hypodermic needle stuck in his right arm. The man who found Bruce, John Judvich, claimed to have turned down his friend's request for a fix several hours before.

 

[gugai]

I like what Richard Harris said as he was being taken out in a stretcher from whichever swanky London hotel he had been living in for years,

"IT WAS THE FOOD!"

 

[czar]

JFK - "I need this fuckin' parade like I need a hole in the head"

 

[It Will Never Last]

"That's not a real fucking gun"

John Lennon.

 

[coast to coast]

"Now I'll just clean the barrell with my tongue"

Kurt Cobain



What? Too soon? Not soon enough?

 

[Jim A. Morrish]

"Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees"

Gen. Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson
1863

 

[Osama Van Halen]

my head hurts........ Rocky Dennis

 

[TenRabbits]

'Bugger Bognor'


King George III (the mad one).. who apparently wasn't keen on Bognor Regis.

 

[Bill Shatner]

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader

No way is that sap mine

DNA test!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"NAZARENE! You have won..............NOTHING!!!!"

damien thorn, omen III