classic seanc
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and then one time my friend came out one day covered in scratches lookin like he'd bean mauled by a bear.
turns our he got off the nitelink gee-faced and went to take a wee in a bush..
he fell down a thorny ditch instead..
mid-pee..
hehe
i once got so locked that i couldn't find my way out of my pitch-black, no light-switch-having bedroom, so i just pissed at the foot of my bed. seriously, the room was the heart of darkness, and i was so f'd i couldn't remember the layout.
what the fuck, it wasn't REAL piss anyhow, just beer.
my auntie/godmother, when she was a babby in the cot my granny had gone out to milk the cows. aunt had been wearing those old nappies and it began to fill with shite. It burst out the sides. Imagine my grannies suprise when she found her daughter tucking into her own shit!! haha!!
Happened to me about 6 weeks ago i Hammersmith after a gig. Woke up and whoops! Had to drive to another gig Cavendish with a van full of musicians straight after waking up, and didn't have my bag with me to change. Was two days later that I had the opportunity.
Hugh, you must be one of the most understanding men I've ever met in my life.Didn't realise you had a colostomy bag man. How did you manage to keep that from us for so long? Don't forget to bring it on tour in future ...
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