Being so drunk you piss yourself. (2 Viewers)

[wild_cat]

What level of shame should you feel?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Please tell me this didn't happen to you.

In answer to your question...

At least as much as him.

 

[Lord Damian]

i figure about Level 25 Shame.

this happened to me once as i was attempting to unlock my front door whilst completely hammered; the lock is a bit wonky and i was doing the old hop around trying to keep it together...barely managed to get inside and to the washroom in time...there was minor leakage...good times.

 

[nofriendo]

I am just proud i got that drunk!

 

[krystal]

I would feel the sort of shame that would have me leaving the country and entering a pissness protection programme etc etc

 

[plug]

never happened to me.

but I had a close one once in gaylaw, much like what happened to lord damien. trying to open a door, hanging for a piss, scrambling frantically to find the correct key etc. the ensuing relief at opening the door resulted in a brief lapse of attention/bladder self-discipline. luckily I managed to whip round and lob out on the street in a flash, before disaster poured down the inside of my pant leg.

nearly pissed on an old man in the process though

anyone ever share a bed with a lady or whatever, only to find themselves the victim of a nocturnal "pissing on" upon waking up the next morning?

awkward!

 

[wild_cat]

never happened to me.

but I had a close one once in gaylaw, much like what happened to lord damien. trying to open a door, hanging for a piss, scrambling frantically to find the correct key etc. the ensuing relief at opening the door resulted in a brief lapse of attention/bladder self-discipline. luckily I managed to whip round and lob out on the street in a flash, before disaster poured down the inside of my pant leg.

nearly pissed on an old man in the process though

anyone ever share a bed with a lady or whatever, only to find themselves the victim of a nocturnal "pissing on" upon waking up the next morning?

awkward!

We're not sure if I did or not. Chances are I did. I was complaining about needing to piss for ages and ages, and then apprenty I fell asleep for around two hours and when I woke up I didnt need to piss but was wet all over from sick and something else. Acording to my friend. I really dont give a fuck and I know I should. I usually care about the littlest of things but I just couldnt give a rats arse for some reason.




My brothers ex pissed on the carpet of our sitting room. My mother still calls her a dirty tramp.

 

[Lord Damian]

We're not sure if I did or not. Chances are I did. I was complaining about needing to piss for ages and ages, and then apprenty I fell asleep for around two hours and when I woke up I didnt need to piss but was wet all over from sick and something else. Acording to my friend. I really dont give a fuck and I know I should. I usually care about the littlest of things but I just couldnt give a rats arse for some reason.

here now, i'm not yr dad or anything, and don't know you from Adam (Eve?)...but i think if i were to wake up covered in piss and puke i would consider giving a shit. no pun intended.

 

[wild_cat]

here now, i'm not yr dad or anything, and don't know you from Adam (Eve?)...but i think if i were to wake up covered in piss and puke i would consider giving a shit. no pun intended.

I know, thats my point. Why the fuck dont I?

I wont be going and getting in the same state for a long long time.

 

[Alan Remorse]

one time me and "the lads" were out on the piss, and i shat myself!!!!!! boy was my face red!!!!! omg!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[brianoak]

one time me and "the lads" were out on the piss, and i shat myself!!!!!! boy was my face red!!!!! omg!!!!!!!!!!!

Like total shamer,what a mare

 

[Alan Remorse]

i know!!!!! lol!!!!!!

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I'd be bleedin scarleh!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

just watching an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

do any of you dudes piss sitting down?

 

[ICUH8N]

It's called the sitzpinkel in Germany, and some people have signs up in their bathroom etc to encourage it.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

just watching an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

do any of you dudes piss sitting down?

no but i know people who do. its very common in sweden.

does anyone wipe sitting down?

 

[Lord Damian]

just watching an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

do any of you dudes piss sitting down?

piss sitting down?

as a dude, i resent the fact that i have to sit down to take a shit...pissing standing up is, like, the only thing we have left.

 

[Psychotic no 2]

We're not sure if I did or not. Chances are I did. I was complaining about needing to piss for ages and ages, and then apprenty I fell asleep for around two hours and when I woke up I didnt need to piss but was wet all over from sick and something else..

Dude, don't be puking in your sleep: you can die from that.

I feel like a granny saying this.

 

[It Will Never Last]

I used to suffer awful stage fright, so standing up for a piss was a nightmare. There I'd be, standing at the urinal and straining like fuck to start the flow, nearly touched cloth on a number of occassions. Sitting down for a piss became my only defence.

I've got past the stage fright (don't know how, maybe old age makes me piss whether I want to or not) but still try a sit-downer every now and then, partly for old times sakes, and partly for being a lazy bastard.

Anyone ever followed through with a fart? I did one time, trying to impress a mate with a musical fart I ended up with shitty kecks. Man, that was embaressing!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

does anyone wipe sitting down?

nah, too much margin for error.

Saw a guy shitting in a trough urinal and wiping it down with his hand. In an Irish pub in Kilburn. Or was it Shepherd's Bush?