being mistaken for a gay (1 Viewer)

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

lads, this happens to me all the time..

but not since i bought ya the embrace t-shirt and the O' Neills bag Georgie has it?

 

[Bellatrix]

A lot of my adolescent dalliances were with guys who turned out to be gay.

I gay men.

 

[george mcfly]

as least you're not being mistaken for a bird boss

"were you in breakfast on pluto?"

 

[Alan Remorse]

im going to compile a list of gay things i do and try to eliminate them one by one

1 - buying toffee pecan tarts from M&S
2 - listening to biohazard
3 - finding all beer horrible
4 - turning off world cup to watch desperate housewives
5 - telling people i own rocky horror on both dvd and vhs
6 - being obsessed with diane weist

etc

 

[Bellatrix]

6 - being obsessed with diane weist

Well, right off the bat I can tell you that that one has to go.

 

[Alan Remorse]

as least you're not being mistaken for a bird boss

"were you in breakfast on pluto?"

do you wanna call over to my gaff tonight and watch footloose?

 

[george mcfly]

but not since i bought ya the embrace t-shirt and the O' Neills bag Georgie has it?

fred perry

 

[sugar_referee]

gaydar = assumption (huh huh) + wishful thinking.

= uncertainty in my mindtank

the undeniable gayquation.Ass maths.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

do you wanna call over to my gaff tonight and watch footloose?

Your avatar is pretty gay come to think of it.

 

[Squiggle]

If capable, grow a scruffy beard - nothing says "I'm straight" quite so well.

(of course a lot of girls will run a mile too - but at least your gay virginity will be safe)

Check this out for hints, tips and testamonials!

http://www.beards.org/

 

[george mcfly]

do you wanna call over to my gaff tonight and watch footloose?

i'll be seein ya!

 

[Alan Remorse]

have any of you guys ever showered with another man?
just asking like

 

[sugar_referee]

are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?

remember the thread where ciaran mackle appeared in one too many photoshopped gay pics? b-uggle-ump!

then I had that dream about him, and people got all offended and weirded out. Nothing fucking happened , I say it again.

 

[Squiggle]

"...the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent, sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly things."

HAHAHAHA! I love it!

 

[Alan Remorse]

manly things.

can anybody tell me what these are?
i tried rugby but i just had the ass felt off me in the scrum

 

[BC]

"...the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent, sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly things."

...but not necessarilly the ability to clean the reminants of yesterdays egg sandwich out of it.

 

[george mcfly]

but not since i bought ya the embrace t-shirt and the O' Neills bag Georgie has it?

embrace makes me straight

 

[Squiggle]

...but not necessarilly the ability to clean the reminants of yesterdays egg sandwich out of it.

It was a study! Very serious stuff!

I'm tellin ya! A beard is the way to go!!!





Edit: "The tabulation of the results showed a generally positive correlation between the amount of hair on the object person's face and his being perceived as masculine, mature, good-looking, dominant, self-confident, courageous, liberal, non-conforming, and older. The results also suggested a similar correlation regarding perceptions of intelligence, strength, health, and likableness. In view of the results, Pellegrini suggested that the presence of hair on a young man's face is associated with an idealized image of the male personality"

 

[siobhan]

people quite often mistake me for a heterosexshull
usually when im wearing earrings or a necklace or talking to boys or something.
when i go home and put on my kd lang and pour my cup of herbal tea i have to laugh at it.
sometimes aloud.

 

[Alan Remorse]

i guess i probably shouldnt have this as the screen saver for my phone either