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[Wooly]

Anyone else *not* get paid?

Supposedly the bank of ireland system has crashed or something, so a certain amount of the plebite populace aren;t getting any money today


pain in the howl, this.!bog

 

[sparse]

The fu*king cash machines would only give me 30 quid last night, I thought the would ecconomy had come to an end, I was ten minutes away from looting, but nobody would join in.

 

[silo]

Originally posted by sparse
I was ten minutes away from looting, but nobody would join in.

tchuh. i hear ya. the amount of times that's happened to me...

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

Wank machines

*bzzzzzzzt*
You have exceeded your withdrawal limit for today
*bzzzzzzzt*

What? Have I fuck! I took out 10 euro. And I just got paid today. What's the story? You're having a laugh,wha?
*bzzzzzzzt*
SILENCE! There will be no argument
*bzzzzzzzt*

Jesus! I need money for food! I need money for beer and other essential sundries. Seriously!

*bzzzzzzzt*
Pathetic organic weakling! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
*bzzzzzzzt*

Bastard! BastaraaaaaAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!

 

[snap-apple]

Originally posted by Wooly
Anyone else *not* get paid?

Supposedly the bank of ireland system has crashed or something, so a certain amount of the plebite populace aren;t getting any money today


pain in the howl, this.!bog

me also


and hopper
and prolly a few thousand others
pox bottles.

 

[pete]

and 365online is down so i can't check if i got paid.

bah.

 

[Wooly]

I hear that one.

Bet they took out all our cash, and the whole B of I staff are swimming in it as we speak.


Kinda like Donald Duck's reallllllly rich uncle.

 

[snakybus]

Re: Wank machines

Originally posted by Burgerbarbaby
*bzzzzzzzt*
You have exceeded your withdrawal limit for today
*bzzzzzzzt*

What? Have I fuck! I took out 10 euro. And I just got paid today. What's the story? You're having a laugh,wha?
*bzzzzzzzt*
SILENCE! There will be no argument
*bzzzzzzzt*

Yeah, those bees, such tight bastards. And so surly.

 

[Speed Racer]

Fanny, gickpiles!! I've got the Xmas work party today. I gotta pay for Booze, and we're all chippin in for a Slapper to strip coz its someones last day too. Bollox, I'll be so embarrassed if I've got no money to pay up for the Whoo-er.

I HATE BANK OF IRELAND. GANGSTERS!









I betcha they did it on purpose so they could tinkle around with peoples credit. For their Xmas bonus

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Wooly
I hear that one.

Bet they took out all our cash, and the whole B of I staff are swimming in it as we speak.


Kinda like Donald Duck's reallllllly rich uncle.

scrooge macduck i fink. he wore spats, buh no shoes.

 

[#10-7]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
.... and we're all chippin in for a Slapper to strip coz its someones last day too...

i warned ye, call me that again an ye'll get nothin...

 

[snakybus]

That's right, and he had a scottish accent. Because, after all, scottish are tight with money.

tight as a camel's hole in a sandstorm

 

[rocktopus]

got this in work:
You have received a broadcast message!
Subject:
For those of you whose wages are logded to a Bank of Ireland account your money will be in by 11am as BOI are having some technical difficulties other banks will not be affected.

 

[silo]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
we're all chippin in for a Slapper to strip coz its someones last day too. Bollox, I'll be so embarrassed if I've got no money to pay up for the Whoo-er.

god, yeah. what an embarassing social faux-pas.

tell you what.

you all strip along with the stripper, and that way everybody strips but nobody gets paid for it.

twunt.

 

[Bruce Lee]

Me say: "Stlippeh is one of oldest plofessions next to dilty hookeh. No shame in men getting holny in public. You suppolt a special tladition."

Masteh say:" Ooooooooooooooooh hokey, pokey, chi- cun ti fe lo-di tei soo no ji-ti!"

Then again, masteh vely old. In fact, at 200 year old, he oldest pelvelt on pranet.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by silo
god, yeah. what an embarassing social faux-pas.

tell you what.

you all strip along with the stripper, and that way everybody strips but nobody gets paid for it.

twunt.

Yeah, thats what I was thinkin Fuckface.

What a faux-pas, I'll never live it down.

 

[silo]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
Yeah, thats what I was thinkin Fuckface.

What a faux-pas, I'll never live it down.

showed me. is my face ever red.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by silo
showed me. is my face ever red.

yup, probably is.

 

[silo]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
yup, probably is.

oh, i love this getting-the-last-word-in-ism... wait, wait...

..."yeah, probably. whatever".

no, hang on...

..."i know you are, but what am i?"

or...

..."gaylord".

rappa.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by silo
oh, i love this getting-the-last-word-in-ism... wait, wait...

..."yeah, probably. whatever".

no, hang on...

..."i know you are, but what am i?"

or...

..."gaylord".

rappa.

No you shut up!