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hugh

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There seems to be one day every Summer where all the ants in the city hatch. Thousands of them crawling and flying out of the bottom of my house this afternoon. Reports of similar occurences in other parts of the city. Same thing happened this time last year.

Crazy, eh?
 

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I just found one in my hair, and earlier, one flew straight at my face and hit me on the mouth. Luckily, it was closed, which is weird because I haven't shut my mouth in years.
I am kind of itchy in different places around my body, I really hope its not the ants. I also opened up my shed today after being away for 2 weeks and found it completely taken over by spiders.
 

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Skinner: ahh, but as it turns out the lizards where a god send since they've eaten all the pigeons.
Lisa: Isn't that a little short sighted, what happens when where up to our ears with lizards?
Skinner: Ah, well we shall simply release wave after wave of Chinese needles snakes.
Lisa: then what about the snakes?
Skinner: We simply import gorillas who will eat all the snakes.
Lisa: Well what happens when where up to our ears in gorilla's!
Skinner: Ah that's the beauty of the thing, come winter the gorillas will freeze to death.
 

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fucking flants everywhere. it was like flying school for idiots, crashing into everything they were, flying upside down, twatting me in the noggin repeatedly. if god had wanted ants to fly, he would have fixed them up with some proper wings.

i too almost swallied one. uh.
 

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fucking flants everywhere. it was like flying school for idiots, crashing into everything they were, flying upside down, twatting me in the noggin repeatedly. if god had wanted ants to fly, he would have fixed them up with some proper wings.

i too almost swallied one. uh.
The winged ones are the males. That why they're stupid and only come out once a year.
 

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I remember an ant invasion in July when I was a kid. They coated the country from Meath to Dublin anyway. We went to the zoo, and there were so many of them we had to leave early. Same feckers that were about yesterday, fat lazy slow things. Fuckers with wings and bodies too big for them.
 

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I remember an ant invasion in July when I was a kid. They coated the country from Meath to Dublin anyway. We went to the zoo, and there were so many of them we had to leave early. Same feckers that were about yesterday, fat lazy slow things. Fuckers with wings and bodies too big for them.
IS THIS A METAPHOR FOR WHAT I THINK IT IS?

BECAUSE IF SO YOU ARE SUCH A RACIALIST, CEPHALOPOD.

LEAVE THE JEWS OUT OF THIS.

EDIT: Speaking of which, does anyone want to help me make a Kevin Myers Column Generator? Since we're all about to lose our jobs in the recession, we'll need something to keep us occupied when we're not fighting in the streets.
 

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