Amusing rhymes in songs (1 Viewer)

[Denny Oubidoux]

i reminded myself of this one over on my successful basslines thread

Your fanny's like two sperm whales
floating down the Seine
Your voice is like a long fart (or fuck maybe?)
that's music to your brain.

 

[Lolo]

More Stephen Merritt (he is the master):


The dead only quickly decay
They don't go about being born and reborn
And rising and falling like soufflé
The dead only quickly decay

 

[Charlie Bucket]

I'm expressin' with my full capabilities,
And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities,
Cause some don't agree with how I do this.
I get straight, meditate like a Buddhist

 

[Thebeard]

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Tiny heinie ho!
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp
Im actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

 

[daydream_nation]

i'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer (snap)

...choon biy