amazingly rotten things (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

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1. someone lodged a glass in a toilet in doran's the other week and took a crap on it

 

[sexypornolady]

Still a pair of shiny fingers

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i bet whoever it was just got up, looked at his handy worked and said

"Skill."

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

where was the toilet paper?
did he use any?
would probably explain the awful smells in pubs these days...

 

[JohnnyRaz]

this list will be limited to one entry

1. someone lodged a glass in a toilet in doran's the other week and took a crap on it

probably the managment, trying to create the right ambience

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

actually i reckon it was thumped poster HalfHunter

 

[flashback]

Still a pair of shiny fingers

Mother of God.
I had to read that twice, because my brain shorted out the first time.

Finding someone has taken a dump in the urinal always gives me a very inappropriate fit of giggles.
I just wonder about the logistics of it all. How do you explain that one away if someone walks in half way through? At least in upper decking you have the door locked etc.

 

[rothko]

actually i reckon it was thumped poster HalfHunter

I can confirm that this is true.

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[coast to coast]

I remember on at least two occasions seeing shit in a urinal. Once was in a university bar in Toronto, the other possibly in Argentina somewhere, but on both occasions my immediate reaction was "This is the work of an Irishman."

 

[beattre]

I think I know "that Irishman".

 

[Scientician 0.8]

racists.

 

[molateen]

There is a guy I work with who takes great pride in filling up the toilet bowl with paper and then proceeds to take dump on top of the paper and doesnt flush .

He is also known to augment such poop with cocktail umbrellas and little country flags .

For some reason I find this very funny in a disgusting way .

He is also known to wipe his arse and leave the used toilet paper on top of the toilet seat cover which I find less amusing .

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

racists.

thanks for that yaphet kotto.

 

[egg_]

My younger brother deposited a long bendy shit in my glass of miwadi once.

 

[sexypornolady]

"long bendy shit"