Adults who read Harry Potter (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

are fuckin retards

 

[Hector Grey]

discuss

 

[Corey]

That specceldy little cuntrag destroyed my sex life.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

if you're into it... fine.
not really my thing though.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I've read one of them and didn't really like it that much.

What does that make me?

 

[Corey]

I've read one of them and didn't really like it that much.

What does that make me?

One quarter gay.

 

[Zeelander]

are fuckin retards

Yes indeedy. Apparently Harry Potter books are available with plain, non-illustrated book jackets so that adults can hide the fact that they're reading a children's book. Adults who read those ones are even more retarded because it means that they know they're retarded.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

One quarter gay.

haha
aren't there six books?

 

[Hector Grey]

phew, there's more of us... thank god. i thouht i was alone

i've been on teh dart, of a morniong, and seen the suits, in their 20's and thirties, sitting there, with fucking impunity, reading a book for children. these people are lawyers and civil servents. if i knew my doctor/physio/solicitor/architecht read a childs book, i'd fire them. grow the fuck up "but it's really complicated, it's god joke and stuff only an adult would understant"
yeah? so does the naked and the dead by norman mailer, the only difference is you don't have to have a bebo account to talk to other humans about it.
"did you get to the bit where harry gets his period"
"give me a chance, i'm in bed by 7"
"can't you read under teh covers with a torch?"
"are you a prevert"


etc.

 

[Lord Damian]

i alternate reading Harry Potter with flipping through an authentic, human skin-bound Book of The Dead.

 

[THRILLHO]

Buncha fuckin' snobs.

 

[wild_cat]

I cant wait for the last one, its just a better written worst witch.

 

[carbide]

I cant wait for the last one, its just a better written worst witch.

word.

and i think i'd rather see millions of people reading ANYTHING other than norman mailer.

 

[Owen]

Maeve Binchy eats foxes stuffed with hedgehogs just for fun.

 

[Wilbert]

My Godson loves them and gave me the first two. I read them and struggled to finish the second one. I then bought the third one because when I see him he loves chatting about it.
I read about twenty pages and thought "fuck this". It's so boring.
Thankfully my godsons interest in them started to wane. There was an awkward period when he'd ask me if I liked the bit with Harry and the [insert stupid name here].
I'd just go "oh.......yeah.......that was good........wasn't expecting that...."
I think he knew.

 

[Wilbert]

I remember seeing one of the movies with a friend of mine and there is a scene in one of them where the ginger one turns a mouse into a furry cup. It was a race between my friend and I to say to each other "I was a lot older than him when I got to drink from the furry cup!".

 

[Bellatrix]

and i think i'd rather see millions of people reading ANYTHING other than norman mailer.

Agreed.

I can see why a Mailer fan would take exception to Harry Potter: all those smart-mouth witches and not a cock reference in sight? Fuck that.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Agreed.

I can see why a Mailer fan would take exception to Harry Potter: all those smart-mouth witches and not a cock reference in sight? Fuck that.

or fug that even....

 

[Hector Grey]

Agreed.

I can see why a Mailer fan would take exception to Harry Potter: all those smart-mouth witches and not a cock reference in sight? Fuck that.

i never said i was a mailer fan, merely that, if one wanted, there's plenty of "litrature" out there that's more adult oriented. like...even the fucking newspaper. i ask ya.... adults. some bint was on the radio the other day creaming herself cos jj announced the name of the new book. cop on love. seriously. alice munro has a new tome out.

 

[Goff]

Harry Potter books are not just for children. They're for all mankind.

Wouldn't be arsed reading one though. The movies are good.

Strange though, that Maeve Binchy and that ilk of buke gets read by millions of adults yet they seem to be written for an audience whose average age must be about four.

Each to their own.

There's nowt wrong with Norman Mailer either.