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[classic seanc]

I'm drunk!

 

[Wilbert]

I'm drunk

Now that sentence needed an exclamation point.
Like this;

I'm drunk!

See? Better.

 

[classic seanc]

urrrrr

 

[Wilbert]

urrrrr

Go to bed seanc. You're out of control.
I hate seeing you like this.

 

[classic seanc]

nite.

 

[classic seanc]

//

 

[Goff]

Are you sure you're not exaggerating here?

There was a guy known as Gozzy on my old road who confronted me once because he wanted to beat the shit out of my brother. He thought my brother had beaten up his mate (he hadn't). I told him I'd kick the shit out of him if he put one finger on my brother (hoping he wouldn't test my claim) and he seemed to respect this and said he wouldn't. Two years later he was in the back of a van with a few mates and some sawn-off shotguns about to rob a post office. Just as they were jumping out of the van his mates shotgun went off in a Pulp Fiction moment and Gozzy's head was blown all over the inside of the van!

True story!

God jesus, not at all.

Five years. Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration. I think I got a bit of kip one night in ‘97. When I stayed over in a friend’s.

I remember that Gozzy thing. Nice to put a name to the faceless.

 

[Wilbert]

God jesus, not at all.

Five years. Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration. I think I got a bit of kip one night in ‘97. When I stayed over in a friend’s.

I remember that Gozzy thing. Nice to put a name to the faceless.

I wanted to do his eugoogely.

"Ali Gorman....... was a small man. A small mustachioed man......."