A is for ASBO. (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

motherfuckers pull in in front of me in petrol station and wont move to let me out. cue much laughing from them as i sit there patiently waiting for them to leave. drunken scobe fucks.

 

[theweeyin]

P is for Pricks

 

[rampz]

you know what time it is.i just hate these fuckers. dubloin in full of these kind of pricks. wholesale asbos i say. they should give everyone a pad of asbo forms that you can just fill in and give to any scobe whose acting the bollocks. filled in in duplicate of course.

 

[ICUH8N]

Cycle in future.

 

[Janer]

P is for Pricks

Stay on subject plz !ninjaaaa

 

[TenRabbits]

The last apartment block I was in, there was some real fucking prick of a city boy type, who kept parking in our space when he had people round, so one day I decided to park in his. He then decided the best bet was to park his M3 bumper to bumper with my car, blocking me in completely. I'm sure he had a good laugh walking off.

Unfortunately for him I drive a 170 quid fiesta, which I frankly couldn't really care too much about denting, so I just pushed him out of the way, ironically across the front of three other spaces in the car park. I came back later and someone had scrawled "learn how to park you fucking moron" in lipstick across the side of his car.

Lovely.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

ASBOlutley Fabulous

 

[Janer]

Yes it was....esp if it was true, hope itw as, cos when I had my old fiesta I used to delib block people in if they were in my space, now I have a new Fiesta alas I cannae do that anymore....oh how money changes onesself

 

[mackle]

Few scumbags have started hanging around the street where I live and turning it generally into a nightmare for everyone. They tend to give me a lot of shit (and everyone else I'm sure) when I'm walking home at night. I usually just walk on and ignore it but one of them started saying something on Sunday night about my sister and I just went mad and started running at them and smacked one of them in the chest and he fell to the ground. Passed them last night and not one of them said a word. With those type of assholes you just gotta let them know that you wont stand for it. They think they can bully everyone and nobody will stand up for themselves but one they are confronted with some of their own medicine they quickly back down.

 

[dudley]

we had some asbo grief outside the apartment over the weekend.
heard some shouting, looked outside to see a young lad, *covered* in blood being escorted down the road by an auld lad, who i reckon was his dad.
nothing untoward in that, you might think, but for the fact that the dad had a kitchen knife threaded through his belt.
all the neighbours come out to see the fuss, mam's start crying, and the guy keeps trying to break free of his dad, to try and run back up the road, to the windjammer pub, we think.
he actually got away a few times, screaming 'i'm gonna kill him', or somesuch, which is amazing considering how badly hacked up he was. looked like his ear was gone, and he had two huge cuts in his rib cage.

police eventually came and wouldn't put a hand on him, even when he kept trying to run back up the road. an ambulance drove by and didn't stop. it was only when the fire brigage arrived was he finally attended to.
he got strapped onto a stretcher and while being led off started waving and cheering back to the onlookers.

mad.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

you know what time it is.i just hate these fuckers. dubloin in full of these kind of pricks. wholesale asbos i say. they should give everyone a pad of asbo forms that you can just fill in and give to any scobe whose acting the bollocks. filled in in duplicate of course.

here is a ramp who wont take it any more

 

[rampz]

here is a ramp who wont take it any more

you talkin to me?

 

[Goff]

I once didn’t sleep for five years because of those type of cunts.

Most of the things I’ve witnessed are hard for me to believe looking back on it. But they happened. I should write a buke about it.

Like this one, by someone Pete and I used to work with….
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0954491343/?tag=thumpedcom04-21

Dear God.

 

[classic seanc]

Don't sweat the small stuff lads.

 

[Wilbert]

I once didn’t sleep for five years because of those type of cunts.

Are you sure you're not exaggerating here?

There was a guy known as Gozzy on my old road who confronted me once because he wanted to beat the shit out of my brother. He thought my brother had beaten up his mate (he hadn't). I told him I'd kick the shit out of him if he put one finger on my brother (hoping he wouldn't test my claim) and he seemed to respect this and said he wouldn't. Two years later he was in the back of a van with a few mates and some sawn-off shotguns about to rob a post office. Just as they were jumping out of the van his mates shotgun went off in a Pulp Fiction moment and Gozzy's head was blown all over the inside of the van!

True story!

 

[classic seanc]

Relax on the exclamation marks.

 

[Wilbert]

Relax on the exclamation marks.

Me?
I used two in the last post.
Too many?

 

[classic seanc]

I thought it detracted from the gravitas of the story!!

 

[Wilbert]

I thought it detracted from the gravitas of the story!!

I'll give you the last one. That was unnecessary but a sentence that ends with someones head getting splattered to mush all over the inside of a van has to end in an exclamation point. No?

 

[classic seanc]

I'm drunk