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  1. slurms

    jj72 have big cocks

    it's not liam gallacher it's noel gallagher. hollahollahollahollahollac'mon. your name is barry. you may or may not be a tinker's fuckchild. it's a bit like a lovechild but an old man once told me that travellers have no feelings. herv you look ridiculous. if i was your dad (and i may well...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    ah well done man! y'gots me there holmes plain and true, and the way all of your mates gave your back the slappin' of a lifetime for it... sound. here's one fer yiz, what do gardens and reg's ma have in common? they both need a good diggin' from time to time... boom boom. seriously though...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    sheesh, settle down g. you'll get youself a bit of a bannin' if you go on like that much longer... the man sitting next to me is looking up pictures of enormous vaginas.
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    Album Title???

    *GULP*.....oh crumbs! no, my album's gonna be called "suck my skreee-nis", or maybe "hello mr sales assistant! may i have some lozengers please? i'm the singer in a band you know!" you should call your album "watch as i thank as many people as is humanly possible in one breath, say thanks...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    the way i remember it, you use the term idm, then i slagged you and then you said you didn't like the term anyway... kinda like the way it happened on this thread too... and i had big muscles... and i was having sex with your ma..... and i looked like brian may. seriously though, look it up...
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    Album Title???

    i think the ombudsman may screw you and your loved ones out of existence for false advertising if you don't call your album one of the following: "yet more postrockulence that sound like tortoise... yawn". "people with dreadlocks are men of the cloth (ie gay)". "check out my ironic rock riffs...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    you've used the term i.d.m. on this board loads of times before. you only stopped using it when your buddies started giving you head about it. snared. anyway, no, me and the 10yearz don't hang in galway city, we usually just have gay sex with each other at the edge of dun laoghaire...
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    i'm being fired too.

    Re: Re: Re: i'm being fired too. sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came ,etc. break out the violins, cue the theme from the littlest hobo. i am about to cry.
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    this is too funny

    yes. my ribs are sore. very funny. well done...
  10. slurms

    i'm being fired too.

    ...so what?
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    if you can name me one person who makes that kind of music (who isn't shit) who uses the term i.d.m. then i will give you a slap on the back (and a kick in the flaps). the only people who use it are stupid american vaginas. i suppose you also like "progressive house". now i understand why you...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    sheesh negroe, you must be a real fun guy judging by the records you're listening to. gantz graf is one of the worst records i have ever heard. don't even bother to say it's difficult, or a grower or any shit like that, it's fucking rubbish. i'll be feeling even sorrier than usual for you this...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    put that hangbag down biatch. as i already stated, the first posting on this thread was an invitation to other people to post about what they are listening to. that's why other spas (including your good self) have done so. admit that you are wrong or i will send you an envelope full of your...
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    Bright Eyes

    how much hair for how much legal tender? ok, czech deeze flowz, calculating pie till the day that i die, pulling up my fly ...OH JESUS MY FLY'S OPEN! yo' broke ass i be smokin',collect eight token, and receive a model vintage car with "cornflakes" written on the side, your ma's gee-wide,i like...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    pull up a seat hoe. whoever the fuck started this thread was also asking/inviting other assholes to write what they are listening to,so said asshole wanted to know. to quote the prophet manus,"sickener! you are fucking sickened and you know you are, welcome to snaredsville, population: you"...
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    Bright Eyes

    why does goodtime john support everyone and his ma these days? the answer is: because he's gay and the people who put on these gigs are also men of the cloth (ie homosexulent). peace my brother. he'll not be playing at the def jux night though, so for all the sound people (ie me and 10yearszy...
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    this week i am mostly listening to......

    enter slurms, naked but for a mortar board. did i or did i not read an article in the event guide recently with you and your lot sproutin' on about what records you like or some shite like that? the answer is yes.
  18. slurms

    Guided By Voices + Uptown Racquet Club

    u.r.c. rock like an apron... or spatula. no, less that a spatula. as my man guile (pronounced gwilly) once said, "go home and be a family man".
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    dublins latest scene that celebrates itself

    yeah, dudleys slow songs sound very like the 'play, but lay off dudley ruight! he was the original internet pirate! i recently heard a story about one time when he started calling lots of people nasty names on the net like wanker and the like, including dave road records!.... which is quite...
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    dublins latest scene that celebrates itself

    hello friends, it's good to be back! anyone see the latest issue of homage, the one with the cd? y'know, it's got a picture of a topless woman on the cover with a nose bleed and some hip graffiti in the background... yes. chock full of interesting interviews where people in bands talk about...
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