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  1. slurms

    Why did THE LOCUST threads start anyway..

    yeah, drivel.... sorry, could you repeat the question please, i just don't seem to be able to locate one here. now run along peewee, baby gets nothing.
  2. slurms

    I hate these people

    yeah 'cause 10yearzy is obviously liam gallagher -duh! flashpants, you need to learn your ass some r.e.s.p.e.c.t. *click click click*.
  3. slurms

    Why did THE LOCUST threads start anyway..

    slurms be chillin'/illin' like what the fock? put on my smock when i'm fishing by the dock, cross cultural psychology with dr. adrian brock, pull down my pant's and whip out my prock, i pinned down yo' momma and destroyed the lock, on her chastity belt with an electric shock-SHOCK! as i...
  4. slurms

    Why did THE LOCUST threads start anyway..

    comin' to thumped for the agrova-SHON, keepin' on an' on to the break of DAWN, i be mowing the LAWN, with goldie HAWN, shavin you momma with my rusty BRAUNE, then i coloured her in with my red CRAYON! thank you pupils of cheverstown elementary! goodnight!
  5. slurms

    dj election

    here's the dj you all really want.
  6. slurms

    Why did THE LOCUST threads start anyway..

    pass me the mic, hoolerin' out *psyche*!, like pj to the d, suck cock? come-see-me, h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p, mandela is free, like ak-a-busi!......HOLLA! pass the mic to.........
  7. slurms

    Why did THE LOCUST threads start anyway..

    at least we can all keep time .... not pibb though, he cut off both his own hands with a spoon to prove how "4-real" he was to a financial times journalist. jeez, the girl sitting next to me is breathing REALLY heavily. anyway, math-reggae is for fruit(s) you willy hug administrator.
  8. slurms

    shit threads

    !
  9. slurms

    star wars

    i don't give a fuck *what* y'say, it kicked the *shit* out of the last series of robot wars. just mindless victorian, postmodern educational ... hang on... OH THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ME THERE'S A KUBRIC FESTIVAL ON! etc etc.
  10. slurms

    Why did THE LOCUST threads start anyway..

    i think moth eaten dear head is on the album... not that i wan't to appear helpfull or anything.
  11. slurms

    shit threads

    chorkle!
  12. slurms

    shit threads

    ivan.... i like the cut of your jib. and when i say i "like" i mean "admire". and when i say "cut" i mean "size". and when i say "jib" i mean "cock". and when i say "admire" i mean "pitty".
  13. slurms

    shit threads

    yeah, what this place needs is a good locustfansreaditandweep-ing upside the crown. but anyway, y'know when you're getting onto a single decker bus and you see a free seat near the back but it turns out to be one of those with the wheel taking up all the room but you have to take it and then...
  14. slurms

    Ghost Town

    yes, cannibal o + the x really is chock full of the hottest hip hop flavaz this side of the rotterdam lick party. but if you really want to get down, and i mean REALLY. GET. DOWN. then check out the new goodtime john 'record'. it'll have you out digging a hole out in your back garden for...
  15. slurms

    Tonight

    no, they're a real band, check out http://www.angelfire.com/ok/thejive/
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    Tonight

    Happarently....
  17. slurms

    C'mon in and Admire youre Goddess of Thumped

    dan! dan! dan! another one bites the dust! seriously though i'll miss destroying your self confidence on a daily basis. at least you'll have more time to concentrate on your music now that you're unemployed. put'er there!
  18. slurms

    Tonight

    are the jive principle some sort of hovercraft by any chance?
  19. slurms

    Wool fucks with my head

    hey friends! this thread was such fun to read, thanks for the great effort. high fives all 'round! i'm afraid of lions, you know, furry little brown creatures, long noses...... eat ants... scare the bollix out of me. lions.... and that guy you see up around the top of o'connoll street sometimes...
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