Do single women still exist?? (3 Viewers)

[ernesto]

amazing thread. so in summing up, who's gonna bang Ernesto?

Make sure he stretches out those creamy hamstrings!

meh, beggars cant be choosers i spose.

 

[Yurn!]

meh, beggars cant be choosers i spose.

this is our time bro, the time of the beggar.

 

[Space]

this is our time bro, the time of the beggar.

Can I come?

 

[Lord Damian]

single women do exist, yes...in fact, there's one sitting in my office within 10 feet of me...how do i know she's single? why, just 5 minutes ago she was loudly discussing the bachelorette party she was at on the weekend where she had sex with the stripper whose "thing" was so "massive" that it "looked like he had a birth defect".

whose bachelorette party was it? why, HERS of course!!

amazing. i hope to have a wife like her someday.

 

[egg_]

Quote your signature to her. Then say "I have a feeling about you, you seem to be like the kind of girl who likes Large Mound".

Then she'll invite you into her boudoir

 

[Jill Hives]

single women do exist, yes...in fact, there's one sitting in my office within 10 feet of me...how do i know she's single? why, just 5 minutes ago she was loudly discussing the bachelorette party she was at on the weekend where she had sex with the stripper whose "thing" was so "massive" that it "looked like he had a birth defect".

whose bachelorette party was it? why, HERS of course!!

amazing. i hope to have a wife like her someday.

That's vile. Seriously, I do not understand these Hen nights. Not that I have girl friends here but if I did and I was invited to one of these cowboy hat, tri-coloured boa shindigs, I would recconsider my friendship. Yay! I'm getting married so I'm going to pin condoms to my shirt and put a learners L driving tag on my ass! What the hell?

 

[muffin]

single women do exist, yes...in fact, there's one sitting in my office within 10 feet of me...how do i know she's single? why, just 5 minutes ago she was loudly discussing the bachelorette party she was at on the weekend where she had sex with the stripper whose "thing" was so "massive" that it "looked like he had a birth defect".

whose bachelorette party was it? why, HERS of course!!

amazing. i hope to have a wife like her someday.

thats so classy..i miss working in an office..one woman who i used to work with would describe her brazilian waxes in detail..and why her other half liked it so much..then all of a sudden she was single..i wonder why?

 

[Squiggle]

single women do exist, yes...in fact, there's one sitting in my office within 10 feet of me...how do i know she's single? why, just 5 minutes ago she was loudly discussing the bachelorette party she was at on the weekend where she had sex with the stripper whose "thing" was so "massive" that it "looked like he had a birth defect".

whose bachelorette party was it? why, HERS of course!!

amazing. i hope to have a wife like her someday.

That's disgusting. But she's not single - she just should be, with a large red A embroidered on all her clothing.

 

[Yurn!]

single women do exist, yes...in fact, there's one sitting in my office within 10 feet of me...how do i know she's single? why, just 5 minutes ago she was loudly discussing the bachelorette party she was at on the weekend where she had sex with the stripper whose "thing" was so "massive" that it "looked like he had a birth defect".

whose bachelorette party was it? why, HERS of course!!

amazing. i hope to have a wife like her someday.

a/s/l?

 

[Lord Damian]

Quote your signature to her. Then say "I have a feeling about you, you seem to be like the kind of girl who likes Large Mound".

Then she'll invite you into her boudoir

i don't really want a wife like her someday.

That's vile. Seriously, I do not understand these Hen nights. Not that I have girl friends here but if I did and I was invited to one of these cowboy hat, tri-coloured boa shindigs, I would recconsider my friendship. Yay! I'm getting married so I'm going to pin condoms to my shirt and put a learners L driving tag on my ass! What the hell?

the only thing worse than what i imagine hen nights to be is listening to it all at work the next week. hellish.

 

[Lord Damian]

That's disgusting. But she's not single - she just should be, with a large red A embroidered on all her clothing.

she's not single? well, she certainly isn't in some sort of an exclusive relationship!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"looked like he had a birth defect".

my penis is a sentient mutant like Kuato in total recall

 

[Squiggle]

she's not single? well, she certainly isn't in some sort of an exclusive relationship!

Isn't a bachelorette party what they have before they get married?

 

[Lord Damian]

Isn't a bachelorette party what they have before they get married?

sighhhhhh.....

 

[Lord Damian]

my penis is a sentient mutant like Kuato in total recall

"open your geeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

[Yurn!]

my penis is a sentient mutant like Kuato in total recall

'Quaid, start the balls...free the seed....'

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

your post doesn't really make sense, you say
she's single but also suggest she's engaged

 

[Squiggle]

your post doesn't really make sense, you say
she's single but also suggest she's engaged

This day is scaring me. I've been in agreement with at least 2 posts made by Gorillamunch.

Somebody hold me.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

she doesn't sound all that engaged

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

you are so lame