Do single women still exist?? (1 Viewer)

[Lord Damian]

whay the A?

Anal

 

[Space]

Any sign of the cute girl with the low self esteem I've been promised?

I've just noticed this is post #666 should've stopped here.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What in God's name is going on in here to merit 670 posts? Summary?

Jane and Brian were debating shadows (at length)
Hag was mean to some people
It was fun!

The uptight among us seem to have worn thmselves out so we're back to puns, sarcasm and visual jokes now and everything is as it should be.

 

[Squiggle]

whay the A?

The puritans used to insist that women who were un-chaste advertised the fact by embroidering an A (for adulteress) on their clothes, thus advertising them so that men would know where to go for some easy fun*



*this last bit is not strictly true, but was a likely side-effect.

 

[Vinnie]

How can you tell when a mechanic has been with a lady?

One of his fingers is clean

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I was expecting there to be a tool in the punchline there.

 

[Vinnie]

 

[Space]

All the single women are in Brazil.

 

[classic seanc]

I just shook my yoghurt carton. I realised too late that it sounds like wankin. Everyone on the other side of the office partitions has gone silent…....


What must they think of me??

 

[RSJ]

That you're a wanker. Not a new notion i imagine.

 

[classic seanc]

That you're a wanker. Not a new notion i imagine.

No I doubt they've thought that before. That's a very stupid thing to say.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

All the single women are in Brazil.

So an advisor says to George Bush;

"Mr Presidnet, three brazilians have been killed in Iraq"

and bush goes "How many is a brazilian?"

 

[Jill Hives]

All the single women are in Brazil.

I keep getting notes about nude women in Kildare.


On a side note: May all the single women are home eating ice cream because they don't have anything to wear due to the current awful fashion trend?

Maybe it’s just me but I have noticed lately this weird split in how people (men & women) judge a woman’s appearance with regard to weight. Generally skinny women are good looking despite their (maybe plain) face and large women generally have cute faces despite the extra pounds on the body (especially the chest). It’s the girls in the middle that get the real backlash. Like girls that might hold an extra 10 to 20 pounds but have a normal ‘rack’ are super lazy because they could be thin but don’t bother and if they have a pretty face it is even more despicable that they don’t rise to the occasion and lose the weight. Just something I’ve noticed lately. I am just typing aloud.

 

[george mcfly]

I just shook my yoghurt carton. I realised too late that it sounds like wankin. Everyone on the other side of the office partitions has gone silent…....


What must they think of me??

man, i was shaking up a Yop one day whilst hiding in this bush in work
i didn't realise the lid wasn't on properly and my Yop went everywhere!
i wonder what people must have thought!

 

[broken arm]

i reckon this lady might be single.

 

[Squiggle]

Tonights dinner

 

[RSJ]

Looks like a cross between count duckula and stevie wonder.

 

[ernesto]

I keep getting notes about nude women in Kildare.


On a side note: May all the single women are home eating ice cream because they don't have anything to wear due to the current awful fashion trend?

Maybe it’s just me but I have noticed lately this weird split in how people (men & women) judge a woman’s appearance with regard to weight. Generally skinny women are good looking despite their (maybe plain) face and large women generally have cute faces despite the extra pounds on the body (especially the chest). It’s the girls in the middle that get the real backlash. Like girls that might hold an extra 10 to 20 pounds but have a normal ‘rack’ are super lazy because they could be thin but don’t bother and if they have a pretty face it is even more despicable that they don’t rise to the occasion and lose the weight. Just something I’ve noticed lately. I am just typing aloud.

you confuse me lady.

not that difficult really

 

[Jill Hives]

you confuse me lady.

not that difficult really

I didn't explain it well. I 'm too tired to think properly.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

It must be terrible to loose a load a weight and realise you are actually ugly.