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[chickenham]

Currently in development:
'Out of the mouths of babes'
(attractive people say the stupidest things)
Clip show of the hottest people in the world talking nonsense

 

[chickenham]

Also:
Possibly the first truly great novel of the 21st century
'Crunishment and punishment'
I think a great title is a good start.
I'll keep you all posted on the development.

Don't hold your breath though. My opera 'Sono l'Antichristo di Stata Uniti' is still about four lines long after five years and I'm not sure about the last two.

 

[ratmonkey]

G's Up, Hoes Down

A new gardening show with Gerry Daly and Snoop Doggy Dogg.

 

[Lord Damian]

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this one, i imagine, would be the BEST.

 

[Lord Damian]

Here's a movie proposal I'm developing

'Ant Knee'

The story of a wee fella in a block of flats in Dubberlin who gets bitten by a radioactive ant and his knees go weird. He can shoot formic acid out of his jaws and has incredible powers of social organisation.
His block of flats becomes a pacifist, self-sustaining republic and ceases to recognise the law of the land. They offer to have trade agreements and an extradition treaty with the government but the police pour boiling water down the chimney and kill everybody.

It's very sad.

get thee some script-writing software. this idea will make you a billionaire.

 

[Wheels]

I want to know what happened to Care Wolfs chat show, the pilot was amazing.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

'Bagatelle' was a great idea for a show too. Cheap to produce with a broad appeal and possible room 101 longevity.

 

[chickenham]

I want to know what happened to Care Wolfs chat show, the pilot was amazing.

Aware Wolf
he feels your pain

...Yeah! whatever did happen to Aware Wolf?
Politics man, cowards and traitors everywhere.

 

[desertedvillage]

Herbie Goes Apeshit

Herbie Goes Apeshit

Stars Gary Coleman as the embittered son of a wealthy scientist parents. Instead of inheriting their millions which they squandered he only inherits the AIDS virus and a dusty VW Beatle ostensibly lacking intelligence and free will. Terminally ill and penniless, Gary is forced to to stand on his own two feet for the first time in his life and discover the hero inside......

Meanwhile in the Congo, a khaki-clad John Lithgow, a researcher for EVILCORP finds the cure for AIDS in the dung of the common Urg Ape; potentially ending the overcharging of the third world for AIDS medication overnight.
Martin Short and Vin Diesel make an unlikely pairing as the Russian Mercanaries hired to eradicate the entire Urg Ape population by spraying 3 million square acres of jungle with napalm and posioned Gorillamunch.

It's up to Herbie, Coleman and a (frankly sleep-walking) Sean Penn to smuggle the last surviving Urg Ape couple Out Of Africa. The apes are constantly rutting noisily to save their species but fortunately nobody in Africa knows that VW Beatles have the boots in the front...............

It's writing itself.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Re: Herbie Goes Apeshit

what about a zombie cow movie - "Mootilation"....

 

[chickenham]

Firstly: I'm drawing a line in the sand here
Anyone posting their show ideas on this thread from now on are officially giving them to me, Ixo fatso ..... there!!! it's done.

 

[chickenham]

Now, back to business

Owl 1

A group of mothers in west Finglas are tired of gang warfare etc.. so they set up a small vigilante group who administer tough justice after dark wearing bird masks in a souped-up computer-powered car... the titular 'Owl 1'
It's a race against time for these suburban warriors as they try to keep their nocturnal hunting a secret from their own families and particularly from the CRIME families.... See the blood flow in Owl 1.

 

[ratmonkey]

Anything with a car which has a name is a poor man's knock off of the Dukes of Hazzard.

 

[chickenham]

Anything with a car which has a name is a poor man's knock off of the Dukes of Hazzard.

You take that back!!!
(I'm not just speaking for Owl 1 here but for all cars with names and the people who love them)

 

[desertedvillage]

Owl 1

A group of mothers in west Finglas are tired of gang warfare etc.. so they set up a small vigilante group who administer tough justice after dark wearing bird masks in a souped-up computer-powered car... the titular 'Owl 1'
It's a race against time for these suburban warriors as they try to keep their nocturnal hunting a secret from their own families and particularly from the CRIME families.... See the blood flow in Owl 1.

Fantastic. The seconds it took to read and have the pun penny drop were filled with delicious, all too brief anticipation.

Remember Lee & Herrings "This morning with Richard not Judy"?
The had similar skits going such as this one:

Idea for Sitcom: Bent Coppers
Twins Dave and Arnold Bent are both Policemen.
One is corrupt, the other Gay.
They are both bent out of shape and made of Copper.
They are robots in the Future.

Not as funny as it sounds in my head.
See you on the hallow'd stage on friday..........

 

[BC]

For Adults Only: "Deep Space Nine Inches". porn featuring women dressed in star trek uniforms and men dressed as acne riddled nerds. the ladies must pop the guys spots (which burst in lingering close up) "reaching third base face first" as they squeeze the mens "back-ne, crack-ne and sack-ne."

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

The Look of the Iris

Graham Norton undergoes an extremely dangerous operation to have a video camera implanted in the iris of each of his eyeballs. He then heads to Henry Street in Dublin with very poor vision and in constant excruciating pain. His aim is to make as many people laugh as possible in two week time trial. The whole thing will be recorded from his eyeballs for a bird eye view of the action. The first episode sees Graham preparing for the potentially irreversible operation.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

small screen idea;
Reality TV-Biggot Swap;

Billy is a hardcore loyalist from portadown. Seamus is an armchair republican from kerry. Billy likes punishment beatings, selling drugs and hating the pope, seamus likes hospitalising people on gaa pitches, studying accountancy in DCU and hating the brits. See Billy and Seamus swap lives for a weekend at the height of marching/gaelic football season!

 

[chickenham]

A Carmelite sister reviews the business practices of specific companies and offers advice as to how they might be run according to early Christian values (Jewish ethical codes). She speculates on what the world might be like if greed and ruthlessness weren't the order of the day and general business practice ran toward the ideals of total community involvement and limitless charity.
Lads and lassies I give you...

Nun of your business.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

I think your first scipt needs 11% more depth charges.