Everything they've ever made? Do you think you know me? I have only ever bought one Apple product. I could never see myself buying another.
It has been a sometimes frustrating experience and for that I reserve the right to bitch on occasion. Especially given how the gospel according to Steve is so often spouted here and elsewhere.
I didn't say you'd bought everything they've ever made, though, yes, I know who you are and I'm pretty certain you've bought more than one Apple product in your lifetime.
It was a general comment, not just aimed at you.
And I think, on the whole, most Thumped posters are pretty balanced in their views. Most of us need to use technology, none of it is perfect, we try to use what is most appropriate and best fitted for the purpose.
Nokia use a different charger for it seems every model they bring out... why don't you go start a thread about that?