You know ur getting old when.......... (4 Viewers)

[Janer]

You struggle to get the top of Rogan Josh type jars......


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Actually it's the fucking Tesco one, The Uncle Ben's came off easily

 

[frona]

Sometimes if you turn the jar upside doen and give it a slap (carefullly) off the counter top it comes off easier.

I can't really answer the thread title cos I'll never know, having been a square as a teenager.

 

[Lord Damian]

...you refer to Rogan Josh as "fuckin' paki slop".

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

when you're wrecked from pogoing after only 2 songs!

 

[sexypornolady]

Ha ha ha ha Janer - member the time when you were struggling to get the
jar off that Uncle Ben's paki slop and you did a shit in your combats?

 

[Corey]

-you start forgetting shit. How's about a nice pair of studded incontenancy pants janer? Dont worry, they're punk.

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=40419

 

[Scientician 0.8]

When you think everyone should be a little bit quieter, especially the band.

 

[Squiggle]

When you think everyone should be a little bit quieter, especially the band.

I'd imagine this is even more worrying if you are IN the band

 

[Pantone247]

anyone see the film on this guy on the beeb recently?

Aubery De Grey, he reckons he can stop the aging process, better again he had a can of beer in his hand almost constantly, at one point he announced it was 10am and he had three beers ("but my genes can take it, it's all about the genes")

Everyone assumed, since he worked in Cambridge Uni, he was a professor, but he was actually just the fella who fixed the computers... deadly fella, there's no way he'll "cure" aging, but fareplay like...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey

 

[mackle]

Janer you knwo your old when you can compare the length of female pubic hair from one generation to the next
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[Osama Van Halen]

...MACKLE SHOWS UP TALKIN' ABOUT GENERATIONAL PUBIC HAIR.

ALLAHQUAANNNDOLD

 

[Space]

anyone see the film on this guy on the beeb recently?

Aubery De Grey, he reckons he can stop the aging process, better again he had a can of beer in his hand almost constantly, at one point he announced it was 10am and he had three beers ("but my genes can take it, it's all about the genes")

Everyone assumed, since he worked in Cambridge Uni, he was a professor, but he was actually just the fella who fixed the computers... deadly fella, there's no way he'll "cure" aging, but fareplay like...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey

I seen it, I like the way his theories are based on the fact that nobody has disproved them yet rather than him actually proving any of it works.

Oh yeah, his interest in stopping the aging process was only awakened after he started going out with an older woman.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Last night someone asked me if I was married, that's a first.

 

[SomethingManic]

Yikes. I hope you're ok, John?

 

[ann post]

what did you say?? I often think a wedding ring would would be a great pulling tool. can anyone here testify to that??

 

[SomethingManic]

Would it not be a repellent?

 

[Lili Marlene]

what did you say?? I often think a wedding ring would would be a great pulling tool. can anyone here testify to that??

They weren't coming on to me, it was a guy I half know trying to convince me to go to some kind of girl-pulling club and I was making my excuses about it not being my thing

 

[Unicron]

... someone says that you should put insoles in your cons because they don't really offer much in the way of support, and you think that's a good idea.

 

[SomethingManic]

some kind of girl-pulling club

As opposed to...?

... someone says that you should put insoles in your cons because they don't really offer much in the way of support, and you think that's a good idea.

Ha, I thought it was a good idea too!

 

[washingcattle]

...When you ditch cons in favour of water proof hiking boots from tk maxx and go around saying things like "there's no bad weather there's only the wrong clothes".

P.S There really is no bad weather only the wrong clothes.