Rose of the troweled-on makeup (1 Viewer)

[Lefty Frizzell]

I think i'll dip into Fair City this week.

 

[Jill Hives]

The Limerick Rose's tongue has gone slack.

Fucking Mastercard shill, anyway, and now she's plugging for the fucking developers in Dubai.

She's a bit medicated.

EDIT: OH FUCK, A POEM. HOORAY.

I bet she gets mistaken for being 'special' a lot. That weird wave, neck, squint and smile.

 

[Jill Hives]

We use to have Miss USA parties in college where everyone got a sash on the way in with a state on it. Every time your state was said or your girl was shown alone... you had to drink. I just opened a bottle of wine.... what county shall I pick?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Ah the So Cal rose. Knock em dead Sinead!

 

[Unicron]

On the subject of being mistaken for "special".

What's up with her voice?

 

[Unicron]

what county shall I pick?

Cork, most of them tend to be from Connaught or Munster and Cork has the largest population.

 

[jane]

We use to have Miss USA parties in college where everyone got a sash on the way in with a state on it. Every time your state was said or your girl was shown alone... you had to drink. I just opened a bottle of wine.... what county shall I pick?

This one! She's had a lot of fucking medicine, the southern California lass.

"Mum always said you have to suffer to be beautiful."

Hasn't suffered much, this one.

Anyway, Hayworth, I would say that rather than pick a county, it's best to pick other things, like the number of times the Roses gurn. Although your wine will be gone fairly quickly.

Fucking christ.

EDIT: Here comes Texas. Fuckin' A. They're always good, sometimes in a good way.

 

[Unicron]

Hasn't suffered much, this one.

Meeeow.

(yeah)

 

[Jill Hives]

Wait, they get escorts? I want Texas to say, "kiss my grits!"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

This texas rose with the greasy lips is towering over poor Ray.

 

[jane]

Meeeow.

(yeah)

I know. I felt bad writing it. Not that bad, though. She was also kinda dumb.

This one doesn't let Texas down, though. They're generally pretty fucking funny. And loud.

 

[jane]

This texas rose with the greasy lips is towering over poor Ray.

I like when she stood over him and patted his head.

 

[Unicron]

Look at the size of the hair on (what I presume to be) the Texas Rose's sister.

 

[Unicron]

I like when she stood over him and patted his head.

Look at her swaying back and forth. She's not actually tall she's two midgets stuck on top of each other.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

haha, Ray looking up again.

 

[Unicron]

OK, anyone who says mean things about the mental health helper person from Dublin is awful.

 

[Unicron]

OK, anyone who says mean things about the mental health helper person from Dublin is awful.

"I got a BA Honours in Performing Arts."

"I formed my own theater company."

Fuck her.

 

[jane]

Look at the size of the hair on (what I presume to be) the Texas Rose's sister.

I love the Texans. I don't love their politics, but Texans can have all the tall hair they want, and it will only make me love them more.

The Dublin Rose is at least interesting.

 

[Jill Hives]

This texas rose with the greasy lips is towering over poor Ray.

The vasoline is suppose to go on the teeth not over the lips. Tisk. Tisk.

 

[Unicron]

Ok changed my mind on her again. She's pretty charming.