Xmas Parenticidal Urges (1 Viewer)

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Oh how I've been looking forward to xmas at home with the family all year.

Now that it's come around though they're driving me up the fucking wall.

My mother is absolutely insane. And I don't mean crazy ha-ha...She's crazy with a big old C. I love her to bits but by jaysus sometimes spending time with her is an exercise in patience.

 

[theweeyin]

Ahhhh, going home to the fambly. It sure is a test of your independence...

 

[rettucs]

christmas is shit

 

[Pantone247]

I think it's funny how, not matter how long you've been away, you quickly revert back to your teenage self after more then twenty four hours at home

 

[krystal]

I think it's funny how, not matter how long you've been away, you quickly revert back to your teenage self after more then twenty four hours at home

this is true. I find myself not clearing things up or doing any washing up, just sauntering away to use their computer or watch telly. And even though I know I'm doing it, I CAN'T STOP

 

[Johnnyc]

This is so true. I'm spending Xmas Eve and Xmas day at my folks place. While I obviously love them, I look forward to the following....

A. Watching a movie on TV with them. About 30 mins in they will decide they don't like the movie and start talking over it, thus ruining it for me.

B. Being told I should take off/put on a sweater because I am too hot/too cold. I am 30 years old, btw.

C. Being told I should watch my weight. About 5 minutes later I will be presented with a plate of biscuits, cake, pudding and sweets.

 

[Anthony]

How many times can my mother tell me I need more iron?

 

[pete]

Are you pregnant?

 

[Space]

I think I'm gonna kill my dad next time I see him. At least it won't be for at least a week so maybe I'll have calmed down by then.

Got fuck all to do with Christmas though, the timing's completely coincidental.

 

[theweeyin]

this is true. I find myself not clearing things up or doing any washing up, just sauntering away to use their computer or watch telly. And even though I know I'm doing it, I CAN'T STOP

Me too. WTF is that all about? Makes me very worried about moving back into the vicinity of the parentals.

 

[pete]

For one day just be thankful they're still here to annoy you.

 

[Super Dexta]

my ma had a total mickey fit earlier because i opened her artificial flowers too far and "made them look dead". i had to laugh. which didn't help.

 

[zero_hero]

My ma has been cool today. My sisters on the other hand are being little bitches and theres three of them

 

[Space]

My family are generally amazing but my da can go fuck himself right now.

 

[theweeyin]

My family are generally amazing but my da can go fuck himself right now.

What's the dealio there dood?

 

[Space]

What's the dealio there dood?

You don't wanna know.

 

[theweeyin]

You don't wanna know.

Ok. I do if it helps? If it's not gonna help then of course I don't want to know?

 

[avernus]

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Ah yes. We had our dinner today. I spent all day cooking. There was no real bust up per se, but things were tense as myself, my oldest brother and my mother's partner aren't speaking to my other brother. So things were fairly awkward at the table.

Dinner was lovely btw. I cooked the turkey with a butter and white wine soaked cheesecloth over the top to keep it from browning too early. Basted it every half hour. Made the usual veg with it and then for dessert I had made chocolate mousse with a raspberry and lime coulis and small truffles to have with espresso. I impressed myself.

 

[theweeyin]

Ah yes. We had our dinner today. I spent all day cooking. There was no real bust up per se, but things were tense as myself, my oldest brother and my mother's partner aren't speaking to my other brother. So things were fairly awkward at the table.

Dinner was lovely btw. I cooked the turkey with a butter and white wine soaked cheesecloth over the top to keep it from browning too early. Basted it every half hour. Made the usual veg with it and then for dessert I had made chocolate mousse with a raspberry and lime coulis and small truffles to have with espresso. I impressed myself.

You've had dinner already?! But you posted that msg at 8.50am!