Xmas Parenticidal Urges (1 Viewer)

[zero_hero]

Another country perhaps? I'm sat avoiding helping. I tried to help and my sisters just get in the way and give out to me. Da loved his presents anyways. My sister got him a remote control helicopter that he nearly crashed into the house.

My sisters in a mood cos noone got her what she wanted apparently but she got exactly what she asked for. And there was no surprise... what did she expect when she went messing with every present under the tree? It's only paper its not that hard to guess

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

You've had dinner already?! But you posted that msg at 8.50am!

I'm in Vancouver and my family has always done the big dinner on xmas eve.

 

[Unicron]

My family are generally amazing but my da can go fuck himself right now.

My entire family and I will get on fine if they leave me the fuck alone for the rest of the day.

 

[ernesto]

My entire family and I will get on fine if they leave me the fuck alone for the rest of the day.

oh i hear you man.
is it wrong that i want to end them on christmas?

 

[Unicron]

oh i hear you man.
is it wrong that i want to end them on christmas?

Conversation between me and my sister upon my trying on of a fleece type thing that my mother got me.

Her: "How is it?"
Me: "A little small"
Her: "For fucks sake could you not just say thank you"

 

[classic seanc]

I'm relentlessly petting and spoiling the cat and dog. It's good.

 

[sweetoblivion]

pantone's right, when you're home you do turn into your teenage self! I spend most of the time fighting with my sisters/brother as if we were all 12, it's tragic.

 

[wild_cat]

At least I can get away with the whole moody teenager thing.

I watched my brother play poker on my new laptop all day when I sat there bored out of my tree. There all having chirstmas supper now, but id rather listen to atari teenage riot and have a scowl on my face as she threw out all my veg stuff and kept all the meat.

Plus this guy im texting didnt text back to my happy chirstmas text so thats made me in even narkier

 

[ernesto]

At least I can get away with the whole moody teenager thing.

I watched my brother play poker on my new laptop all day when I sat there bored out of my tree. There all having chirstmas supper now, but id rather listen to atari teenage riot and have a scowl on my face as she threw out all my veg stuff and kept all the meat.

Plus this guy im texting didnt text back to my happy chirstmas text so thats made me in even narkier

you sound like my sister.

 

[Pantone247]

I really want a cigarette

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

My parents are surfin' the web, drinking loads of diet coke and burping frequently and loudly.

Internet ain't cool anymore. I'm off, see ya guys in real life

 

[theweeyin]

I really want a cigarette

I'm going to the pub now so I can stand out the back and have one. See ya there in 5?

This whole christmas and being at home thing really messes with my sense of reality.

 

[classic seanc]

Xbox, Playstation and DVD player all set up.....for various reasons none of them are capable of playing DVD's.

 

[Pantone247]

I'm going to the pub now so I can stand out the back and have one. See ya there in 5?

are there pubs open?

I'm going for a long stroll in the freezing cold

 

[sweetoblivion]

I really want a cigarette

I'm now the only one of my siblings who doesn't smoke (despite being the oldest and having non-smoking parents)....there's something wrong there!!

 

[theweeyin]

are there pubs open?

I'm going for a long stroll in the freezing cold

Ah yeah, but I'm in Scotland .|..|

Hey, the smilies have moved around....

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

I'm now the only one of my siblings who doesn't smoke (despite being the oldest and having non-smoking parents)....there's something wrong there!!

Ugh this is another thing I'm trying to get used to. My mother and her partner are both heavy smokers. So I now smell like a large cigarette.

Hopefully Johnnyc won't mind his wife smelling like an ashtray. It's sexy, right?

 

[xsteox]

I think it's funny how, not matter how long you've been away, you quickly revert back to your teenage self after more then twenty four hours at home

Yep, deffinatily.

 

[zero_hero]

My sisters have spent the day obsessing over whether or not dress fits right around the boobs for one of my sisters. I've had to listen to this shit alot over the years and have learnt to keep my mouth shut.

Oh yeah I pointed out this wasnt the end of the world if her dress looked ok and most people get so drunk they dont even notice. I work in the voluntary sector and get so pissed when people get so hung up on stupid things like appearances and one year I showed her photos of the homeless shelter I used to volunteer in. Her reaction was 'well they should get a job' I just rolled my eyes as its not worth the arguement. My sister is a bimbo yes I know this

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

could be worse lads, imagine how shit bradley in eastenders
feels right now! his da rode his bird!!!