The Confessions thread (2 Viewers)

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I wanna go see James Blunt.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I wanna go see James Blunt.

You know he's playing songs right? It's not a reading of his twitter account or anything

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

You know he's playing songs right? It's not a reading of his twitter account or anything

What's up with his twitter account?

 

[Lili Marlene]

What's up with his twitter account?

it's allegedly hilarious

James Blunt's Most Epic Twitter Comebacks Will Make You LOL

i'm not actually that convinced but if buzzfeed say it it must be so.

Why do you want to go see him then?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

it's allegedly hilarious

James Blunt's Most Epic Twitter Comebacks Will Make You LOL

i'm not actually that convinced but if buzzfeed say it it must be so.

Why do you want to go see him then?

That is pretty funny in fairness.
He has some good* tunes.

*Highly subjective obviously.

 

[sleepy]

I'm wearing my jocks the wrong way around today. I've been up since 6.30 and only noticed around 11

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I'm wearing my jocks the wrong way around today. I've been up since 6.30 and only noticed around 11

I used to have a recurring dream that my trousers and underpants fell down in Tesco

 

[sleepy]

I used to have a recurring dream that my trousers and underpants fell down in Tesco

Were your jocks on the right way in the dream? You would have looked really stupid they weren't

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I have a rash over my entire body.
Had to go to a wedding on Saturday and decided it would be prudent to get a doctor's opinion.
So we discussed the wedding and she asked me to get undressed so she could see what was going on.
She takes one look at my chest and legs and goes "Oohh, you're going home alone"

Everyone's a fecking comedian.

 

[therealjohnny]

welcome to my world

 

[therealjohnny]

apart from the going home alone thing

what a cruel and inappropriate thing for a doctor to say

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

welcome to my world

She hadn't a clue what it was. Just gave me some over-the-counter antihistamines and off I went.

It's already clearing up, thank God.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

apart from the going home alone thing

what a cruel and inappropriate thing for a doctor to say

I mean it would have been funny were it about someone else.

Also, she was right.

 

[sleepy]

I'm wearing my jocks the wrong way around today. I've been up since 6.30 and only noticed around 11

The whole jocks thing reminded me of a story my brother told me before. He was in school one time and there was a fella called Jimmy B sitting in front of him. Jimmy was leaning over his desk and the top of his jocks were sticking out over his trousers and the name Timmy B was written on the elastic. My brother asked him "Here Jimmy, do you have a brother called Timmy?"

And Jimmy said "No, that's me Grandad"

 

[Jill Hives]

I'm wearing my jocks the wrong way around today. I've been up since 6.30 and only noticed around 11

That often happens to me but more inside out than back to front but it has happened.
Early mornings, everything is black, it's hard to tell when half asleep.

 

[nooleen]

 

[sleepy]

That often happens to me but more inside out than back to front but it has happened.
Early mornings, everything is black, it's hard to tell when half asleep.

I went to work in odd shoes one day.

 

[jonah]

I went to work in odd shoes one day.

me too, and one was a doc marten boot and the other was a slip on ballet flat. SO YEAH.

 

[sleepy]

me too, and one was a doc marten boot and the other was a slip on ballet flat. SO YEAH.

For me it was a Van and a bowling shoe

 

[Hector Grey]

The whole jocks thing reminded me of a story my brother told me before. He was in school one time and there was a fella called Jimmy B sitting in front of him. Jimmy was leaning over his desk and the top of his jocks were sticking out over his trousers and the name Timmy B was written on the elastic. My brother asked him "Here Jimmy, do you have a brother called Timmy?"

And Jimmy said "No, that's me Grandad"

I'm robbing that for something.