Restarts in Belfast (3 Viewers)

[joshthefirst]

yea cormac, im sick of you getting fucked up on the sauce and going wild at gigs, lay off it for a while!

 

[the strange guy]

i recently met a guy who fucked a tellytubby. him and one of his mates on the lash in birmingham. lala and po. good story.

I want way more details than that!

 

[nooleen]

er...i don't think she was wearing the suit at the time...the teletubby studios are in birmingham, one of the crew on the research ship was out drinking with a mate one night and they decided to try it on with two girls who turned out to be lala and po from the teletubbies. and scored. zat is all. no freaky shit apparently.

 

[the strange guy]

God I wish I was there to interrogate them. These are the details I NEED to know from the brave men who sexed up La La and Po from the Tellytubbies:
*Were they wearing brightly coloured underwear that corresponded to their characters?
*Good head?
*Pubic hair. Waxed like a fresh child or hairy like an activist?
*Their favourite positions. Doggy? On top? Normal?
*Their sex talk. "I LA-LA-LIKE IT!", "RIDE MY PO DEEPER" Did they talk dirty or even swear? Kinky baby-talk? "I LIKES IT DADDY!"
*Did they have a clean hole? Those Tellytubbies looked like they were wearing nappies under their suits.
*Finally and most important WERE THEY DECENT RIDES?

 

[nooleen]

balls. i wish had had your presence of mind. from the sound of the story though i'd imagine it was a lagered-up semi-on fold-it-in spoorge and pass out kind of job.

 

[Cormcolash]

yea cormac, im sick of you getting fucked up on the sauce and going wild at gigs, lay off it for a while!

MORE BEER.

 

[spuded]

semi-on fold-it-in spoorge .

amazing

 

[the strange guy]

balls. i wish had had your presence of mind. from the sound of the story though i'd imagine it was a lagered-up semi-on fold-it-in spoorge and pass out kind of job.

I guess my excitement and curiosity stems from the small part of me which doubts that beneath a Tellytubby exterior stands a fully developed woman capable and hungry for sex.

Even though I know they aren't real, I can't stop thinking of a Tellytubby getting slammed doggystyle, its little red mittens clutching the crisp white sheets in ecstacy.

I don't want to think of it as a mediocre Birmingham shag.

 

[YOUR NICKED]

cant wait for this gig

 

[Space]

That's amazing

 

[YOUR NICKED]

That's amazing

I love the shoes

 

[Space]

I love the shoes

They're pretty special alright.

 

[Janer]

Crocs...............wouldn't be seen without 'em.

 

[Jimeatsmenu]

You lose weight Janer?

 

[nizmo]

DIG THAT GROOVE BABY!!!

 

[CarryNoBanners]

Is the front page big? Just wondering how many it can hold.. Any chance of it getting sold out.

 

[ISUPALODE]

Is the front page big? Just wondering how many it can hold.. Any chance of it getting sold out.

YE ITS IN FRONT PAGE, DONT THINK SMALL VENUS REFUSE PEOPLE IF ITS PACKED, SHOULD BE GRAND

 

[piratecore]

to be honest it coul get too packed an theyll have to knock people back. capacity is 180

 

[Cormcolash]

They told me Barney's barred so there's room for one more person in his place.

 

[piratecore]

pubey face mate.