Bored in Work 162 (4 Viewers)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Re: I'm really not arsed

sucks to be you all the time.
we're having a treasure hunt at lunch in one of the libraries

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Re: I'm really not arsed

oh and the dole gave me a shit load of money for being sound today too!
if today keeps on goin like it is, i'll go home to find my gaff is made out of yokes

 

[Wavioli]

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Fogo man stop skiving. It's your first fuckin day. I'll tell the dole you said hi.

I haven't actually done any work whatsoever yet. I can't even muster up the brain power to reply to pms.

I'm starting ninjitsu. No joke.

I was gonna start ninjitsu a while back. Theres a spot in Rathmines, they let you use mad swords and shit, like a sword with a big hook on the end, that comes with a big xena hoop thing.

never did it tho.

Wav the lasy ninja !ninjaaaa!zed

 

[Buzzo]

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if today keeps on goin like it is, i'll go home to find my gaff is made out of yokes

 

[Buzzo]

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I was gonna start ninjitsu a while back. Theres a spot in Rathmines, they let you use mad swords and shit, like a sword with a big hook on the end, that comes with a big xena hoop thing.

never did it tho.

Wav the lasy ninja !ninjaaaa!zed

Fuckin weapons all over the shop. That's why I'm doing it. I get ferociously violent when I'm drunk and me and my mate beat the shit out of each other. I figure this is a creative way to handle my violent tendencies.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

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you weren't ferociously violent when i bloodied up your nose!

man this nerd i'm working with is a total nerd. we don't have shit to do and he keeps wanting to do shit. he's gonna start making me look slack and shit. not cool.

 

[roxy]

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how many forms of martial art are there I wonder.

You say ninjitzu

I say jujitsu

Ba Mizu?

Machu Picchu?

 

[Wavioli]

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youll never defeat my drunken roxy style

 

[roxy]

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youll never defeat my drunken roxy style

I don't know how to take that.

What does it mean?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

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he keeps wanting to do shit.

i hate those guys. i bet hes the type that says 'thanking you' instead of 'thanks'.

a guy in my office just started choking on his lunch and everyone just stood up over their partitions and started laughing at him. he's gone purple!! ahaha!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

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I don't know how to take that.

What does it mean?

he might be referring to drunken master with jackie chan. one hell of a martial arts movie.

 

[Latex lizzie]

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people who say "thanking you" should be gassed as the vermin they are. right up there with cunts who wear comedy ties.

 

[Wavioli]

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I don't know how to take that.

What does it mean?

It means eveything, and yet nothing - such is the way of the drunken roxy.

Once you understand this you will truly a drunken roxy master be.

 

[hanley]

 

[Buzzo]

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you weren't ferociously violent when i bloodied up your nose!

I forgot about that! tut tut

Dermo's Ninja hitlist:

1. Fogo

That's it.
The rest of you fuckers better stay in line or you'll be seeing yisser names in lights..... knowatimsayin.

 

[Anthony]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm

Just get to the point will you scientists.
http://www.realdoll.com/

 

[Wavioli]

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is it rathmines yo is doing it aoife? or is there another rival underground ninja training facility?

Itd be cool if they were mortal enemies, and had a big scrap on oconnell bridge...

 

[Buzzo]

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Clondalkin. Fuckin hardass.

West Dubbalin ruwils ok. Kicks the shit out of poncey Dublin 6.

 

[Wavioli]

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oh oh - and then Id turn up wearing my white ninja suit, and Shout 'STOP!' and theyd all stop fighting and look at me, and I'd hold up the Jade monkey and say 'is this what you're looking for?' and theyd all gasp, and then Id strike a mad ninja pose and beckon them and say 'come and get it' and some mad music would start playing and a big fight would rage on for hours with various levels of danger, and Id take out two big dudes that had mad lookin weapons with my unique 'fist of showercap' technique etc.

prolly better i didnt take it up - it would have totally taken over my life...

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

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