Bored in Work 162 (2 Viewers)

[c0De_n1NjA]

they're creepy and they're kooky...

 

[hanley]

pimp my gimp, bizarre style

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Lest we forget, headphones please. http://picard.ytmnd.com/

 

[glen]

 

[glen]

Man's identity stolen by bear

'i not beare. come heree,' 'hungree. havve honey?' and 'i haave monney. comee over,'

 

[Beanstalk]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1190388,00.html

They'll probably hire him now.

 

[broken arm]

 

[Latex lizzie]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13396220,00.html

for all you crazy beatles fans.

 

[Buzzo]

I'm really not arsed

reading any of the other threads. Can someone give me a run down on what's happening round here, maybe direct me to a fun thread? I've been away a couple of days. Cheers.

 

[taubstumm]

Re: I'm really not arsed

nobody reply.

make her do the work, dammit.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Re: I'm really not arsed

My threads are always the best.
mind you ...thomas dunnings nithday..the usual now with added gay.
errr I wasn't arsed meself. This ones going well so one on you!

 

[cpr]

Re: I'm really not arsed

*people hate rain
*people like T.K. Maxx
*lots of people hate films
*something about sports
*lots of bands are playing
*people hate gigsmart
*but some people love them.
*politics is terrible


that is all.

 

[SadieOutlaw]

Re: I'm really not arsed

My threads are always the best.
mind you ...thomas dunnings nithday..the usual now with added gay.
errr I wasn't arsed meself. This ones going well so one on you!

you sound drunk. cool.

 

[Buzzo]

Re: I'm really not arsed

THanks CPR!
Tomser... cunt off.
Lizzie... are you pissed?
Grand so. Think I'll just stall it here for the day.

I'm supposed to be downstairs at this meeting with a group from Norn Arn but I'm too hung over and smelling of booze to talk to them. They're waiting for me. Should I have a smoke to disguise the smell of drink, or will that just make it worse?

 

[MDR]

Re: I'm really not arsed

Check out the Admin board - things are really cooking over there. Hag and Hector are fighting over the use of quick replies versus its more advanced equivalent.

 

[cpr]

Re: I'm really not arsed

THanks CPR!
Tomser... cunt off.
Lizzie... are you pissed?
Grand so. Think I'll just stall it here for the day.

I'm supposed to be downstairs at this meeting with a group from Norn Arn but I'm too hung over and smelling of booze to talk to them. They're waiting for me. Should I have a smoke to disguise the smell of drink, or will that just make it worse?

Disguise it with the smell of urine. No one will say anything to you if they think yr incontinent. and yr meeting will be over quick smart.

 

[Buzzo]

Re: I'm really not arsed

I got fuckin soaked cycling into work (2 hours late) today. I was like a drownded rat. I was thinking of doing a little cough so they'd all take pity on me and tell me to go home.
Then I realised in my drunken rush that I'd left my keys in the gaff, my housemate won't be home til half 6, and I've no way of lockin my bike. So I've nothing to do but stay in work and go to this stupid meeting.

 

[cpr]

Re: I'm really not arsed

I got fuckin soaked cycling into work (2 hours late) today. I was like a drownded rat. I was thinking of doing a little cough so they'd all take pity on me and tell me to go home.
Then I realised in my drunken rush that I'd left my keys in the gaff, my housemate won't be home til half 6, and I've no way of lockin my bike. So I've nothing to do but stay in work and go to this stupid meeting.

ah balls. you have my sympathy anyway.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Re: I'm really not arsed

Should I have a smoke to disguise the smell of drink, or will that just make it worse?

Yeah that’s what I'd probably do. Ideally though it sounds like you need to get your hands on 40 sweet afton and a chocolate éclair the size of a ghettoblaster.

 

[Wavioli]

Re: I'm really not arsed

I got fuckin soaked cycling into work (2 hours late) today. I was like a drownded rat. I was thinking of doing a little cough so they'd all take pity on me and tell me to go home.
Then I realised in my drunken rush that I'd left my keys in the gaff, my housemate won't be home til half 6, and I've no way of lockin my bike. So I've nothing to do but stay in work and go to this stupid meeting.

Gah i am keyless too. Fuggin lent my bike to my friend last night with keys so he could lock it - got the bike back, but not the keys. PAINNN