Bored in Work 162 (4 Viewers)

[Jimmy 2 Times]

Too pretty for jail?


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1189658,00.html

 

[hanley]

Matrix in ASCII

 

[Zeelander]

hey The Zitalizer,

I'm just dandy. I was all doing the pointy finger-gun thing at girls as I drove in to work today that's how awesome i'm feeling right now.

You?

Oh yeah? I can dig it. I walked to work singing "I wish I knew how it would feel to be free" and handing people in the street bottles of Coke; that's how awesome I'm feeling.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Too pretty for jail?


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1189658,00.html

she aint nothin' nice

http://www.terra.com/actualidad/articulo/html/act178385.htm

 

[quasiquasi]

Too pretty for jail?
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1189658,00.html

Best crime ever: lascivious battery

 

[nEiLo]

...

 

[spiritualtramp]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1533751,00.html

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

true...

 

[broken arm]

are you in work? nudges. i have a question.

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

http://members.iinet.net.au/~l_ross/pachoff/

 

[Napalm]

Nasa TV space shuttle thing is live...

 

[quasiquasi]

 

[pete]

A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.


The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone. Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm

 

[Theseus Mock]

ouch! tenderness.

GROOM'S ZIPPER ACCIDENT
A sea operation was launched to 'free willy' after a groom suffered a zipper incident on a remote island.

The rescue took place on Arranmore Island, in Ireland, which is about five miles off the mainland.

The groom was celebrating his stag party with friends when disaster struck with his trousers in the early hours.

He was forced to call out the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) to rescue him from the island.

The groom was taken to Burtonport, where an ambulance transferred him to Letterkenny General Hospital.

RNLI spokeswoman Nora Flanagan said the man was in agony.

He said: "Talk about the unkindest cut of all."

Arranmore Island has a population of about 600 people and is a popular tourist destination due to its spectacular cliffs, sandy beaches and traditional pubs.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13395405,00.html

 

[hanley]

chickens day out

 

[shidheat]

Man's identity stolen by bear

 

[hanley]

Man's identity stolen by bear

ha, deadly site

Wonka Held in Illegal Immigrant Worker Scandal
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?newsnum=673
Smooth Operator Celebrates Three Years of Awesomeness!
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?newsnum=670
Wisconsin Divorced Men's Club Organizes First Cat-Olympics

Time Machine Voyage Experience Difficulties, Paris Hilton Dead
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?newsnum=666

 

[Latex lizzie]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1190388,00.html

this is what I imagine pete looks like, part man part circut board.

 

[talkingllama]

David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now one." His agent replies "Sure! No hassle."

*cringe!*

 

[hanley]

David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now one." His agent replies "Sure! No hassle."

*cringe!*