You know you're getting older when... (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

-the novelty value of watching childrens television dissappears on account of your child now watching it with you.

-you start threads about getting old.

 

[Janer]

-Your body aches when you wake up after a daytime nap
-It's harder to see your willy for your ever growing belly

 

[Corey]

Come on janer.

Everyone knows you're getting old.

 

[krystal]

christ i'm wrecked.

 

[Hector Grey]

"fluid collects"

 

[The Schnapper]

Ask me in 20 years


baahahahaha

 

[Squiggle]

Ask me in 20 years


baahahahaha

You may not be able to remember your own name in 20 years at the rate you're living life

 

[billygannon]

You don't get most of the jokes on Thumped.

 

[Hector Grey]

You don't get most of the jokes on Thumped.

one begins to talk in the second person.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I've considered botoxing my crows feet.

 

[krystal]

I've considered botoxing my crows feet.

me 2.

 

[Corey]

My girfriend's ma is nasty.

 

[mackle]

Whats it like being old? Do you just wake up one morning and realise "Fuck I'm getting old" or "Fuck I'm middle aged"?
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[Corey]

Whats it like being old? Do you just wake up one morning and realise "Fuck I'm getting old" or "Fuck I'm middle aged"?
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It's the same as being younger only you're doing/surrounded by things you thought only older people do/have.

Except for janer. He is actually an old person.

 

[The Schnapper]

You may not be able to remember your own name in 20 years at the rate you're living life

A high percentage of people enjoy themselves on the weekend survive til old age suprisingly enough!!

I am healthy boy Monday - Friday

 

[krystal]

Whats it like being old? Do you just wake up one morning and realise "Fuck I'm getting old" or "Fuck I'm middle aged"?​

you wake up one morning and you feel like Marjorie from Fraggle Rock (insert picture of the trash heap in here), and that's when you know.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

This is what i looked like this morning.

 

[billygannon]

This was me yesterday. I spent the day in Saffron Walden - home of Lovejoy!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I wish i'd woken up in Jersey this morning.

 

[Rogue]

This was me yesterday. I spent the day in Saffron Walden - home of Lovejoy!

Essex Boy.