Worst football kit ever (1 Viewer)

[billygannon]

Hull City - wonderful

 

[Cormcolash]

You should have the one I designed for Ireland on ISS deluxe on the Playstation, it was pure genius! Dunno if it beat the orange away strip circa 1996 though....

 

[Pug]

Chelsea away circa 1995/6. Era of Mark Stein, Dmitri Kharine, John Spencer, Craig Burley.

 

[Hector Grey]

Chelsea away circa 1995/6. Era of Mark Stein, Dmitri Kharine, John Spencer, Craig Burley.

tangerine and grey wasn't it?
ugh.
what about coventry's brown one? brown, no. except if you're saint pauli.

 

[Franco]

this is pretty bad.

 

[inspector horse]

campos wins every time without doubt, every jersey resembled the bermuda shorts i used to wear circa '91... criminal

 

[Hector Grey]

campos wins every time without doubt, every jersey resembled the bermuda shorts i used to wear circa '91... criminal

designed them himself too. fair play to him. nutter. four foot one or something

 

[Cormcolash]

Fucking legend. The best thing about watching Mexico play was always when they stuck him on up front, pure banter, fucking great!

 

[CITY BABY]

the norwich one where the disguised themselves as canairys was pretty bad

 

[Unicron]

What about that arsenal away jersey from about '92 with the arrows? Horrible.

 

[Hector Grey]

That celtic away jersey with all the graph-like stuff on it?
much ugh.

 

[coast to coast]

what are you all talking about? most of the featured kits rule. i hate the modern tripe much more - e.g. fucking pointless stripes and white bits every where. i.e. birmingham. i didn't know i could hate that club more, but their kit this year pulls it off. liverpools yellow change last year was shite. they should get back to the grey with white arrows shit.

 

[billygannon]

Naturally I've carried out some research on this subject on behalf of the Thumped readers (hello "No Way, Referee!" readers)

It would seem that the early 90's was a bad time for the football jersey, with many experimental jerseys. Brands that were particularly at fault were Ribero and Spall.

So here we go:
Stockport - 1993

Arsenal (remember Anders Limpar - jaysis!)

Hartlepool

Brighton and Hove Albion

Peterborough

Maidstone
Looks like the wallpaper of an old folks' home for very camp old men

Linfield
Looks like a child made this. A blind, stupid child.

Huddersfield
This just doesn't work

 

[billygannon]

International atrocities include:

Denmark

and

The infamous Macedonia jersey of Ireland. It didn't really help the Peace Process

 

[billygannon]

Birmingham - Triton my arse

Oldham
Alpine fresh

looks like the cover of a Fall album

 

[billygannon]

Yes... Coventry wore brown.

 

[billygannon]

And the two most atrocious jerseys I've come across:

Corinthian Casuals - in the pink, brown and blue number.

And Colorado Caribou - simply astonishing. Cowboy tassles. It just doesn't get better than that.

 

[Hector Grey]

this is good work. very good work. top of the class for you.

 

[UnIt SevEn]

A clear, insightful and systematic analysis.

 

[Cormcolash]

That Colorado Caribou one is fucking amazing! On a serious note, the Brighton and Hove one isn't that bad, I'd wear it.