Worst feelings in the world... (2 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Had diahorrea over the weekend, felt like I was vomiting out of my arse.

now you mention it

diahorrea with vomiting at the same time is way up at the top of list

 

[Jill Hives]

Reading this thread now.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Stepping on a plug.

Get over it pretty fast though

 

[jack nance hair]

getting a cramp in your leg when you're on the vinegar strokes

 

[therealjohnny]

Stepping on a plug.

stepping barefoot on a slug isn't very nice either

 

[HMD]

now you mention it

diahorrea with vomiting at the same time is way up at the top of list

the liquid spit-roast

 

[therealjohnny]

the liquid spit-roast

the liquid reverse spit-roast

 

[rettucs]

when you leave your house to go to work and you're sitting on the bus when you realise that you forgot to put on any clothes.

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Wilbert]

What about the "hide a bottle of gin behind a radiator in every classroom" method?

Commonly known as 'Plan B'.

 

[Lord Damian]

realizing you're getting to an age where the phone ringing will just as likely bring bad news as good.

 

[wild_cat]

Hoi, Roisin. I was up around New Ross today and yesterday looking at all the people selling straberries as I was going along to see if any of them were you. Mostly it was just fellas in Ireland jerseys though.

Those strawberry things belong to Kelly's, my ma hates him cause apprently he made his money from leaving children on the side of the road in danger and paid them shit all for years. One of them got robbed at knife point the other day.

As you get out past waterford you'll hit Furlongs stalls, hes a got about 20 in the munster area drives around all day refilling stails.

Then theres the fat bastard just outside the swimming pool in Waterford, he is some fat bastard and buys his strawberries in. Apprently its ilagal to sell them on the side of the road if you havent grown them yourself of something.

Anytime ive ever sold strawberries im either with my brother or my Da. Its an easy enough job but the most fucking embarrasing thing ever. Its disgusting to see kids on the side of the raod on their own, we've never done it and never will. Most of the Stalls as your going out of Enniscorthy belong to Walter Furlong who basically has a strawberry empire in the Enniscorthy area. You'd see him in the evenings in his suit and merc collecting trays off the young people that work for them.

 

[flashback]

Strawberry Empire would be a deadly name for a band. Or a nite-club.

 

[sugar_referee]

Strawberry Empire would be a deadly name for a band. Or a nite-club.

I agree. Or even an Empire, if you were a Mario Bros villian

 

[Ciansy]

I agree. Or even an Empire, if you were a Mario Bros villian

If we were Mario Bros villains we wouldn't be sitting around here chatting, we'd be ordering our legions to walk/fly straight ahead until they reached obstacles.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

bad:
- paranoia, when you know deep down there's no real basis for it
- knowing you're being an asshole because of said paranoia
- knowing the person you're being an asshole to is one of your favourite people ever and in no way deserving of your shit, but that doesn't seem to matter

good:
-copping on