Worst band names (1 Viewer)

[Flux]

I was thinking of starting a band with the express purpose of getting hyped by Pitchfork. I just need help picking the name from this shortlist;

Crystal Wolf
Wolfcrystal
Wolf Whistle
Crystal Whistle

 

[Unicron]

I was thinking of starting a band with the express purpose of getting hyped by Pitchfork. I just need help picking the name from this shortlist;

Crystal Wolf
Wolfcrystal
Wolf Whistle
Crystal Whistle

Crystal Eyed Frog Fuck Wolves&^!

Somebody still loves you Ryan Schreiber^!

¬&)

 

[Flux]

Yes! You should join the band.

Wolfbanger
Deerfucker

 

[Reets]

Yes! You should join the band.

Wolfbanger
Deerfucker

wolfbanger sounds a bit like a firework, not too suer if thats a good or a bad thing...

 

[Rachel666]

great named bands i wish i'd been in...

jawbreaker
drive like jehu
sweep the leg johnny
swing kids
the murder city devils
the birthday party
swans
sonic youth
black flag
gang of four

agree with nearly all of those + the boy you hit is dead and integrity.

likes: soldiers take half, easpa measa, baroness, orchid (absolute favourite band name ever), catharsis, amanda woodward, jesu, his hero is gone and husker du


don't like: artic monkeys is such a shit name, forging friendships (never listened to them, partially because of the name), be your own pet, CSS, new young pony club, shite shite shite, but maybe i'm applying them to the type of music they are. if a d-beat band called themselves new young pony club it might be ironic and cool, actually no wait its still shit.

 

[steveamanakick]

I've been/am still in bands called:

Nero
tooth
goodnameforaband
The Poke
windings
giveamanakick

But no matter how dodgy some of them may sound, i can rest easy knowing that an Irish band called "Brand New Cadillac" actually exist...

 

[hugh]

I was thinking of starting a band with the express purpose of getting hyped by Pitchfork. I just need help picking the name from this shortlist;

Crystal Wolf
Wolfcrystal
Wolf Whistle
Crystal Whistle

We're thinking of changing our name to:

We Are Fuck Blood Yeah.

 

[beattre]

Mom's Donkey Show.

 

[crumb]

I remember a band from many moons ago called "Big Butch Bullfucker and the Sarcoptic Mange-Mites", - i think they played in the Ivy Rooms

 

[mel gibson]

after dark
sounds like a fucking box of lidl after eight knock-offs

 

[FrankieTeardrop]

The Jesus Loves Heroin Band
The Stevenson Ranch Davidians
The Heroin vs Prozac Loaded Band
The Bavarian Druglords
The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa
The War On Drugs

 

[FrankieTeardrop]

......The Melancholic Youth of Jesus

 

[FrankieTeardrop]

....LSD and the Search for God........!