Work diarreah (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Hooo. Its coming out like a laser beam.

 

[broken arm]

Hooo. Its coming out like a laser beam.

don't cross the streams!!!!!!!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

that would be bad

 

[Corey]

don't cross the streams!!!!!!!

Great. Now my fucking ribs are killing me too.

 

[yimi]

Whats your work toilet per staff member ratio like? I recommened the disabled jacks for prolonged bowel purging. Or shitting on another floor of your building is also good fun and almost untraceable.

 

[Catwoman]

Whats your work toilet per staff member ratio like? I recommened the disabled jacks for prolonged bowel purging. Or shitting on another floor of your building is also good fun and almost untraceable.

Shitting on the floor?

 

[yimi]

This would hardly be untraceable. No, I mean if you have a Travel Agents call centre for example manned by dolly birds of the most petite persuausion located in the same building as you, waddle forth towards their floor and destroy their toilets with your bubbling brown essence. They will be distressed, like an episode of Lost, but they wont take it any further.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Shitting on the floor?

Yeah you never encountered this? Its always disgusting. The offenders 'stickin it to the man' gesture is always lost on the cleaning staff.

 

[Donkey OJ]

This would hardly be untraceable. No, I mean if you have a Travel Agents call centre for example manned by dolly birds of the most petite persuausion located in the same building as you, waddle forth towards their floor and destroy their toilets with your bubbling brown essence. They will be distressed, like an episode of Lost, but they wont take it any further.

yimi are you finnish?

 

[yimi]

I've only just begun. Donkey OJ are you Japanese?

 

[Donkey OJ]

I've only just begun. Donkey OJ are you Japanese?

*winks jap eye at yimmi*

 

[La La]

i swear to god, once someone used a cubicle at work and left shit and blood smeared, SMEARED I TELL YOU! on the walls and floor. we're talking hand marks and all. WHO DOES THAT????????

yuck.

 

[thad wrongcock]

Hooo. Its coming out like a laser beam.

Ah! my old nemisis, Arsepiss. Usually accompanied by his side kick, bellycrampboy. Theres nothing you can do, just pray someone pays the randsom.

 

[RSJ]

i swear to god, once someone used a cubicle at work and left shit and blood smeared, SMEARED I TELL YOU! on the walls and floor. we're talking hand marks and all. WHO DOES THAT????????

yuck.

I was in the jacks here one morning when one of the cleaning staff did something similar. He left before i could see who it was, but i left after someone saw me and assumed/spread the rumour it was me.

Nasty.

 

[La La]

I was in the jacks here one morning when one of the cleaning staff did something similar. He left before i could see who it was, but i left after someone saw me and assumed/spread the rumour it was me.

Nasty.

'sake. its so fucked up. why do people do it? i cant comprehend it.....yyyyuck.

 

[MDR]

i swear to god, once someone used a cubicle at work and left shit and blood smeared, SMEARED I TELL YOU! on the walls and floor. we're talking hand marks and all. WHO DOES THAT????????

yuck.

Someone in my place did that. I found a poo in the corridor too (not stepped in, so it wasn't shoe poo). Apparently it's quite a common occurrence, although a bizarre and disturbing one.

 

[Corey]

I've only just begun. Donkey OJ are you Japanese?

 

[MDR]

Reminds of that joke about Chris reah replacing Mark Knoffler in Dire Straits, so that they were renamed Dire Reah

 

[Corey]

Someone in my place did that. I found a pooin the corridor too (not stepped in, so it wasn't shoe poo). Apparently it's quite a common occurrence, although a bizarre and disturbing one.

Walked in to the college karzi once and noticed that someone had smeared 'LIVERPOOL' in shite across one of the walls. I thought it was foul, but seeing as it was an art college,it could've been an installation and i was probably ignoring its moral context at the time.

I can be SUCH an ignorant fucker sometimes......

 

[saculusabcybium]

I once lost 1274 men to dysentry in the marshes of that misty land whose name i do not speak.